Definitions by kwaping

Man Magic 

The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.

Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.

Man Magic by kwaping May 22, 2016

Twixen 

1. Two or more packages of Twix candy.

2. The two individual Twix bars inside one package.

Even though the vending machine was in direct sunlight, the Twix was still two independent Twixen.

Twixen by kwaping February 24, 2010

San Diego Snowball 

A crumpled up wad of paper, ideally white, that can be thrown at friends, family, and co-workers.

Dude 1: "Mike and I got into the most awesome San Diego snowball fight in the office yesterday!"

Dude 2: "Fawesome!"

San Diego Snowball by kwaping December 22, 2009

bug tennis 

The act of passing a software issue back and forth between two developers, each claiming it's the other's responsibility. Usually in Bugzilla, though other issue-tracking software applications are acceptable.

Manager: Why hasn't that issue been fixed yet??
Employee: Ron and Jon have been playing bug tennis with it for weeks now...

bug tennis by kwaping October 7, 2009

All whip and no reins 

Someone who keeps bugging you to finish something without giving any sort of guidance or assistance. Typically a bad project manager.

Guy1: Dude, our PM sucks!
Guy2: Yep, he's all whip and no reins.

All whip and no reins by kwaping August 3, 2009

wtfoogle 

"WTF Google"

1. An expletive referring to something stupid Google has done, like those stupidly long URLs from Google Maps.

2. Synonym for "just fucking google it!"

1. WTFoogle?!! Are they seriously ranking that crap page over mine?

2. WTFoogle, Jerry! Look it up your damn self.

wtfoogle by kwaping April 16, 2009

Banal Sex 

Same-ol' boring sex.

I had some banal sex with my wife the other day. Meh.

Banal Sex by kwaping April 7, 2009