Erpl

A very specific form of typo, in which your brain gets ahead of your fingers and you transliterate the letters of a word in a creative or amusing way.

"#!/usr/bin/erpl" was the original erpl. "Urban diciontary" is another example.

by kwaping January 17, 2008

Banal Sex

Same-ol' boring sex.

I had some banal sex with my wife the other day. Meh.

by kwaping April 07, 2009

search artist

Someone who doesn't know the answer, but is really good at using internet search engines to find it.

That guy isn't an expert, he's just a search artist.

by kwaping January 06, 2006

bug tennis

The act of passing a software issue back and forth between two developers, each claiming it's the other's responsibility. Usually in Bugzilla, though other issue-tracking software applications are acceptable.

Manager: Why hasn't that issue been fixed yet??
Employee: Ron and Jon have been playing bug tennis with it for weeks now...

by kwaping October 07, 2009

Twixen

1. Two or more packages of Twix candy.

2. The two individual Twix bars inside one package.

Even though the vending machine was in direct sunlight, the Twix was still two independent Twixen.

by kwaping February 24, 2010

love goggles

The phenomenon in which being in love with someone makes them appear more physically attractive to you.

My wife's even prettier than the day we met! Must be the love goggles.

by kwaping December 07, 2006

Man Magic

The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.

Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.

by kwaping May 22, 2016