kwaping's definitions

Erpl

A very specific form of typo, in which your brain gets ahead of your fingers and you transliterate the letters of a word in a creative or amusing way.

"#!/usr/bin/erpl" was the original erpl. "Urban diciontary" is another example.

by kwaping January 17, 2008

Banal Sex

Same-ol' boring sex.

I had some banal sex with my wife the other day. Meh.

by kwaping April 7, 2009

San Diego Snowball

A crumpled up wad of paper, ideally white, that can be thrown at friends, family, and co-workers.

Dude 1: "Mike and I got into the most awesome San Diego snowball fight in the office yesterday!"

Dude 2: "Fawesome!"

by kwaping December 22, 2009

love goggles

The phenomenon in which being in love with someone makes them appear more physically attractive to you.

My wife's even prettier than the day we met! Must be the love goggles.

by kwaping December 7, 2006

All whip and no reins

Someone who keeps bugging you to finish something without giving any sort of guidance or assistance. Typically a bad project manager.

Guy1: Dude, our PM sucks!
Guy2: Yep, he's all whip and no reins.

by kwaping August 3, 2009

wtfoogle

"WTF Google"

1. An expletive referring to something stupid Google has done, like those stupidly long URLs from Google Maps.

2. Synonym for "just fucking google it!"

1. WTFoogle?!! Are they seriously ranking that crap page over mine?

2. WTFoogle, Jerry! Look it up your damn self.

by kwaping April 16, 2009

Man Magic

The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.

Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.

by kwaping May 22, 2016