kurticus's definitions

thwipt

an onomatopoeia, the sound that spider-mans webs make when they spit from his wrist cartridges. werd!

uhh, how else to explain other than...

"thwipt!"

by kurticus May 30, 2007

aye day

slang for the term "every day" used by urban folk. usually used to describe how often people keep it real, make money and smoke pot.

"yo playa, you on your j.o.b.?"

"no doubt son. aye day, aye day."

by kurticus June 22, 2006

obnoxsaur

when a person acts so obnoxious that if you were to measure their obnoxiousness it would be the size of a large dinosaur.

dude, don't invite eric over man, he's such an obnoxsaur!

by kurticus May 15, 2006

stinkle

when you pee first thing in the morning and it is quite potent, and stinks pretty bad. a "stinky tinkle."

whoa, who left a stinkle in the toilet and didnt flush? it smells like vitamins!

by kurticus May 23, 2006

kollarbear

quite possibly the most dangerous bear in existence. nearly 6 feet tall and over 250 lbs, it is surprisingly fast, obnoxiously loud, has an appetite that is insatiable, can drive a car (like a maniac), and has been known to eat bananas in less than 3 mississippi.

kurt: "omg, the kollarbear just inhaled that banana..."

chode: "potassium overdose!"

kollarbear: "UAHHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHA!"

by kurticus May 30, 2007

zip yo lip

a term used for wack ass mothers who talk to much.

"zip yo lip nigga, damn!"

by kurticus May 30, 2007

vibraura

a vibraura is a vibration/aura that ninjas give out to attract the opposite sex. if exposed to the vibraura long enough, say 10 years or so, the opposite sex most likely will like the ninja somewhat.

regular human: "hey man, how did you score such a fine babe?"

ninja: "vibraura, bitch."

by kurticus May 30, 2007