cave cheese

1) when a chick doesnt clean too well in her "special area" and little chunks of debris slowly form into pieces of smelly cheese.

dude, oh man, seriously, i went down on sally the other night and laid my tongue into some serious cave cheese man. i almost barfed all over her!

by kurticus June 12, 2007

scrigglin

when my wife scrunches and wiggles her toes in a cute fashion and somehow just doing that makes me compelled to do things for her, like laundry or dishes.

me: "babe, i'm tired..."

wife: *scrigglin her toes*

me: "shit, ok i'll do stuff."

by kurticus July 27, 2010

zip yo lip

a term used for wack ass mothers who talk to much.

"zip yo lip nigga, damn!"

by kurticus May 15, 2007

eat glass and shit it out yo ass

a nice way to tell someone to shove it.

idiot, you just cut me off!

maaaan, eat glass and shit it out yo ass. bitch.

by kurticus July 31, 2010

brobst before hobst

an alternative to the common phrase, "bros before hoes," used to show male comraderie. derived from a famous male leader known as "zak brobst" who constantly reminded his friends that women were not as important as friends, ever.

me: sorry guys, i cant play poker tonight. wife wants me to stay in.

brobst: duuuuude. cmon, im not getting off this phone until you commit to playing poker. brobst before hobst, man, brobst before hobst.

by kurticus May 17, 2006

Bob Seeger

Codename for a cigar.

Nigga 1) Yo nigga, wanna chill with Bob Seeger tonight?

Nigga 2) Fa show.

by kurticus April 18, 2008

vibraura

a vibraura is a vibration/aura that ninjas give out to attract the opposite sex. if exposed to the vibraura long enough, say 10 years or so, the opposite sex most likely will like the ninja somewhat.

regular human: "hey man, how did you score such a fine babe?"

ninja: "vibraura, bitch."

by kurticus May 15, 2007