29 definitions by kurticus
quite possibly the most dangerous bear in existence. nearly 6 feet tall and over 250 lbs, it is surprisingly fast, obnoxiously loud, has an appetite that is insatiable, can drive a car (like a maniac), and has been known to eat bananas in less than 3 mississippi.
kurt: "omg, the kollarbear just inhaled that banana..."
chode: "potassium overdose!"
kollarbear: "UAHHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHA!"
chode: "potassium overdose!"
kollarbear: "UAHHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHA!"
by kurticus May 15, 2007
1) when a chick doesnt clean too well in her "special area" and little chunks of debris slowly form into pieces of smelly cheese.
dude, oh man, seriously, i went down on sally the other night and laid my tongue into some serious cave cheese man. i almost barfed all over her!
by kurticus June 12, 2007
v. to snatch up something very quickly, namely annoying flies that bother you while you are trying to think of very funny words.
also to snatch anything you want, but in a quick fashion and semi-discreetly.
also to snatch anything you want, but in a quick fashion and semi-discreetly.
by kurticus June 24, 2006
by kurticus May 15, 2007
two onomatopoeias (thwipt being spidey and snicket being wolverine) that sound better together, and the common sounds that come out of brobsts mouth pretty much every day in rap form...
by kurticus May 15, 2007
when a person acts so obnoxious that if you were to measure their obnoxiousness it would be the size of a large dinosaur.
by kurticus April 15, 2006
by kurticus May 3, 2007