Definitions by kurticus

n.i.n.j.a.

Ninjas In Need, Just Ask Foundation.

The fundraising branch of the Secret Ninja Society. You probably haven't heard of it, it's that secret.

I just got a call from some guy collecting donations for the N.I.N.J.A. Foundation. I totally gave them 3 bucks. Now I get to display a ninja star on my bumper to show everyone I donated!

n.i.n.j.a. by kurticus June 8, 2007

bobbo's wiener 

the phrase someone shouts as they stick their finger in someone elses mouth, horizontally.

kurt: *YAWN*

ian: ..."bobbo's wiener!" *sticks finger in kurts mouth*

kurt: "ack! ugh!...dick!"

bobbo's wiener by kurticus June 6, 2007

zip yo lip 

a term used for wack ass mothers who talk to much.

"zip yo lip nigga, damn!"

zip yo lip by kurticus May 30, 2007

thwipt 

an onomatopoeia, the sound that spider-mans webs make when they spit from his wrist cartridges. werd!

uhh, how else to explain other than...

"thwipt!"

thwipt by kurticus May 30, 2007

snicket 

an onomatopoeia, the sound wolverines claws make when they are unsheathed! sweet!

"hey bub, look at my shiny toys..."

*snicket!*

snicket by kurticus May 30, 2007

thwipt-snicket 

two onomatopoeias (thwipt being spidey and snicket being wolverine) that sound better together, and the common sounds that come out of brobsts mouth pretty much every day in rap form...

"thwipt-snicket, thwipt tha-thwipt snicket."

thwipt-snicket by kurticus May 30, 2007

kollarbear

quite possibly the most dangerous bear in existence. nearly 6 feet tall and over 250 lbs, it is surprisingly fast, obnoxiously loud, has an appetite that is insatiable, can drive a car (like a maniac), and has been known to eat bananas in less than 3 mississippi.

kurt: "omg, the kollarbear just inhaled that banana..."

chode: "potassium overdose!"

kollarbear: "UAHHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHA!"

kollarbear by kurticus May 30, 2007