kurticus's definitions

stinkle

when you pee first thing in the morning and it is quite potent, and stinks pretty bad. a "stinky tinkle."

whoa, who left a stinkle in the toilet and didnt flush? it smells like vitamins!

by kurticus May 23, 2006

zip yo lip

a term used for wack ass mothers who talk to much.

"zip yo lip nigga, damn!"

by kurticus May 30, 2007

kollarbear

quite possibly the most dangerous bear in existence. nearly 6 feet tall and over 250 lbs, it is surprisingly fast, obnoxiously loud, has an appetite that is insatiable, can drive a car (like a maniac), and has been known to eat bananas in less than 3 mississippi.

kurt: "omg, the kollarbear just inhaled that banana..."

chode: "potassium overdose!"

kollarbear: "UAHHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHA!"

by kurticus May 30, 2007

scrota soda

Similar to "Choda Soda," Scrota Soda is the sweat that accumulates in between the schlong and the scrote.

Chad decided to help Zak move and, before he knew it, had a full cup of scrota soda in his shorts.

by kurticus June 25, 2007

NEGA-TOR

the "evil villian" of negativity. you call someone this when they are being overly negative, bringing everyone else down.

also known as: crapping on someones parade.

me: hey guys want to go to play some cards tonight?

negative person: sure, so we can waste our money, and besides, i'll probably end up buying beer.

me: oh great, NEGA-TOR has arrived!

by kurticus May 24, 2006

no-girlfriend hair

the hair that appears on the necks of men with poor social skills and those men who lack suave-ness with the ladies.

guys with girlfriends have the ladies trim this hair between haircuts...men without girlfriends do not have this luxury.

ooh, check out the dude with the no-girlfriend hair, thats so easy to spot. loser.

by kurticus June 25, 2006

Bob Seeger

Codename for a cigar.

Nigga 1) Yo nigga, wanna chill with Bob Seeger tonight?

Nigga 2) Fa show.

by kurticus April 20, 2008