kurt's definitions

Stabbing Kitten

While receiving oral satisfaction from a woman, stab her in the back. This will cause her jaw to clench giving you a different feeling than just an ordinary blow job would give.

My friends dared me to give her a stabbing kitten, because hey, I don't even like her anyways.

by Kurt April 24, 2005

shitdick

Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.

Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.

by Kurt December 31, 2004

cinny

Slang for Movies. See Clockwork Orange

That picture was real horrorshow. It's like nothing I've ever viddied at the cinny.

by kurt May 13, 2005

steaming corpse

A very cold Dead Body, releasing steam. Therefore, it must be... Steaming Corpse!
Ahh!
See: Kadaver, dead body, Nasty

I was clubbed so hard, that i became a steaming corpse, in seconds.

by Kurt June 7, 2004

High School

A place which has no recess

Won't Believe it's just my luck - Nirvana

by Kurt December 12, 2004

Jewish Sports Car

A car that stops on a dime.

Did you see that new Jewish Sports car? It literally stopped on a dime so that cheap semite could pick it up.

by Kurt March 22, 2005

Poobah

A scary leader of a cult or other diabolical gathering spawned to comprimise the national security of the Untied States of America

"All hail grand Poobah! Cross the pit of coals so you may join the black serpents of doom!"
-Cult members

by Kurt April 20, 2004