52 definition by kurt

get down and freaky with yourself with no holding back.
I wanna get Crunk in the club.
by Kurt January 10, 2005

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Person who cruelly rejects or breaks up with another person.

Named after the character Kano in the video game Mortal Kombat, whose finishing move is to rip out his oppenent's heart.
Why did she have to be such a Kano
by Kurt February 10, 2005

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A car that stops on a dime.
Did you see that new Jewish Sports car? It literally stopped on a dime so that cheap semite could pick it up.
by Kurt March 22, 2005

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An old favorite nickname used to insult a friend within a certain group. At times it may totally replace a guy's name based on how gay he has been acting lately. Also used when formally introducing a friend to another by replacing their name with their new given name of seabass.
Ex: (1st guy) Hey, I'm going to give Stan a call.
(2nd guy) You mean Seabass?
(1st guy) You're damn right I mean Seabass.
by kurt April 25, 2005

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Git
Sultana's on sick leave!!
Where is he today?

He is Git.
by Kurt June 25, 2003

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the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening
Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.
by Kurt January 24, 2005

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Someone who admits to putting an ad on the interent three years ago, looking for someone willing to be slaughtered and eaten.
42 year old Arman Mivas
A really fat guy
by Kurt December 16, 2003

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