red baron

(n.) A person that delights in seeing mechanical disasters, especially plane crashes. Named after WWI german ace who downed over 80 allied aircraft during the first world war. The origianal dogfight king.

osama is such a red baron

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004

cabrio

Short for cabriolet, a convertible car.

Yo yo yo who wants a ryde in mah cab-ri-o!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

no end of good

(Idiom) The benefits of doing a certain action are seemingly endless.

A short, quick war will do our economy no end of good.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004

spoonerism

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.

Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

dead as the dodo

To be very dead indeed. The dodo was a large flightless and idiotic bird brought to extinction in 1681 by Sailors who wished to take thier heads home to thier native countries. Unlike some other extinct animals (Thylacine, Carolina Parakeet, Passenger pigeon, flightless Ibis etc.) It is certain that the last of these creatures is dead. The word dodo is interchangeable with Quagga, giant lemur, Auroch, Giant Moa or any other long-time dead animal.

In 100 years communism will be as dead as the dodo, and Karl Marx will be denounced.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

tu meré

Yo mama!

Limey: You stink!

Frog: TU MERE! ros bif

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004

cash crop

(n.) A crop grown with the intent of selling to others, and cannot be used by the farmers of such. The opposite of self-sustainance.

Tobacco is the most popular, but weed is good too! @___@

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004