kung-fu jesus's definitions

Killer Bee

An advanced type of bee that moves in gigantic swarms like wasps, but is slightly bigger. They attack with great ferocity, and inhabit warmer regions.

Oh shit, killer bee swarm. I'm fucked.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

weapons grade

potentially lethal (isn't everything?), and could be used as an ungentlemanly weapon.

Weapons grade fart-in-a-can, now on ebay!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

say say say

(idiom) When someone is making far too many unfounded statements far too quickly for the accused party to deny them, they are "say say saying", as per the duet by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson (1988) in which it shows that the speech is so pointless that no-one, least of all the data subject really cares anymore.

Say, say, say what you want (but don't play games with my affection)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

head turner

Something which attracts a great deal of attention. Will be over-whelmed by head givers.

My car is a head turner, and it causes chix0r to come and blow me while sitting in it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

e-gazump

(v.) (electronic gazumping) The act of sneakily outbidding someone on a timed internet auction. To e-gazump on e-bay, it is advised you wait until there is a mere 60 seconds left to bid (Refresh the page with the F5 button until you see the clock hit under 1 min) then place your bid. You should still have 10-20 seconds left when finished, which is usually not enough time for any other bidders to gazump you, since it is a timed auction.

Motherfucker! I got e-gazumped for a toilet seat that John Lennon used in 1978. The guy who wanted also placed a bid for the jar of Tom Cruise's snot and a SNES. I think I'll push the bidding up on those and spam his email addy.

by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004

at any rate

Regardless of anything I have just said that may stray from my premises.

I once saw a gay dog, at any rate, you're gay.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

Argos

(n.) British chain of GUS-owned shops selling a shitload of stuff, most of which you can get cheaper or better elsewhere. Britains' largest toy supplier. Also a fairly good place to buy freeweights from. See barbell.

I own many weights from Argos, and even bought my weight-bench there.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004