kung-fu jesus's definitions

swept like wildfire

See wildfire


To be destroyed, overwhelmed and destroyed.

The British forces swept like wildfire over Argentina.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

coup d'etat

a) when militia storm the government HQ and cease control of a country.

b) When a government is discredited by its' actions enough for them to be forced by thier people to hand over power, since no-one is listening to them

b) The house-arrest of Mikhail Gorbachev was ended by Boris Yeltsins' coup d'etat in which he campaigned against the USSR government of which he was a member with the people on his side and the military disobeying thier oders to prevent the people, thus securing the military on his side.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

horizontal kickboxing

Sexual intercourse, usually violence is implied.

How about after this kickboxing competitition, how about we get down to some horizontal kickboxing, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

rock bottom

A) the lowest of the low
B) a cross between a chokeslam, clothesline and legsweep used by the rock.

I've hit rock bottom


Rock bottom followed by the people's elbow

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

long in the tooth

(adj.) Old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.

The playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

Godfather part II

It's nothing, only the best movie ever.

How anyone could think star wars was really better is beyond me. Part II wasn't as slow moving as part I, but had a lot more happening than part III.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

LIFO

Acronym. "Last in first out". Origianating from stock control methods and cost accounting. The opposite of FIFO (first in first out)

We issue stock using lifo

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004