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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the sistine mug.A kick swung from the side. There are three stages to a good round-house.
1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.
2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.
3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.
1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.
2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.
3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Get the Round House mug.The electric chair, created by a dentists, it is now the most popular way of state execution in the united states.
Firing squad or the chair?
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Get the the chair mug.(v.) To take inudustrial action (also known as a strike) is for the workers to refuse to work, causing the company loss of sales. This is a bargaining tool used by the poor people against the rich.
Minimum wage guy: Oooh Oooh our company made £700 million turnover! This is despite spending £690 million on achieving it. I don't know shit about economics, or that this is below even the rate that the investors would get in a bank. Time for industrial action!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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Get the assed mug.Masively popular song of the 1980's by frankie goes to hollywood. Called to be banned by some people (although few-if any banend it) which prompted the phrase frankie says relax
Oh oh
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Hey
Wee-ell-now!
Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Come-oh oh oh
But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams
I’m coming
I’m coming-yeah
Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don’t do it (love)
When you want to come
When you want to come
When you want to come
Come-huh
Get it up
The scene of love
Oh feel it
Relax relax relax
Higher higher relax
Now’s the time, it’s party time
Hey
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the relax mug.A short, walk-on part by a famous actor. Also a crappy 80's pop group. Thier most famous song, "word up" was later covered by one of the spice girls.
A cameo role.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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