kung-fu jesus's definitions

swallow a loss

When a business undercharges thier customers, more often than not they wish to save face by detracting the loss from their profit, and
"swallow" it.

We've undercharged by a little bit, so we'll swallow a loss.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

uncle dad

You don't want the definition of this. Trust me. If you do, see incest and go figure.

Happy birthday, uncle dad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

streetka

Ford's faggoty 2003 European luanched bitch bucket. Driven only by hairy leg lesbo feminists and cock-smokers.

I wish to go to the place where the streetka is made and personally shit down onto each one, because every owner of one is a prick. It is also very ugly.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

lugh

Typo for luagh.

I is teh lugh @ j00!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

gloryholer

One who participates in gloryhole sex.

I hear Dan goes goes this sexual deviant club. He's a gloryholer or something.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

The Pencil Test

In the days of racial segregation in Africa, people of mixed races, or those who looked like they were of mixed race were subjected to the penicl test to decide what race they were. A pencil was placed in thier hair, and should it fall through they were classified as white, and were given the priveliges that were assocciated with white people. Should the pencil not fall through thier hair, they were classified as black and treated as such.

The pencil test was humiliating, and even if someone were to be classified as white, they would still not be totally accepted, and would instead be refered to as 'coloured'.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

my spider sense is tingling

What is said sarcasticly when a slow-witted somebody discovers that things are not as they appear long after everyone else has assumed it. Derived spiderman

This car is still making a rattling sound, are you sure you fixed it?

My spider sense is tingling.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004