kung-fu jesus's definitions

are they still alive?

Said after someone claims to like a band already past its prime.

The Monkees? Are they still alive?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

uma

(n.) The Indian Goddess of beauty who (according to a quiz machine next to the entrance of the local) the actress Uma Thurman is named after.

Worship Uma and be pretty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

Labour

A socialist political party currently in power in the United Kingdom. Known for quick-fix solutions and crap handling of the economy. Best prime minister so far was Clement Atlee who managed wo things in nearly six years- Beating Churchill out of government, and making the national health service.

The last Labour government under James Callaghan taxed @ 98% for any earnings over £100,000. A great way to get people to work for british business. Thankfully, it was reversed by good old Maggie Thacher

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

Ivory Trading Outpost in Kenya

Where you tell people you work when they piss you off.

Office_wanker: So where are you going to work in africa.


K-FJ: An illegal ivory trading outpost in kenya.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

putting on the jacket

A phrase of Ned Kelly origin, that refers to police officers. The police of the times were characterised by thier jackets, which are notably absent from the uniform of today. Kelly was notoriously a hater of the police. Putting on the jacket refers to enroling at a police station.

By putting on the jacket, one signs themselves up for hatred from the criminals of the world.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

taxi

A ferry for commuters that operates at a reasonable fee, based on distance traveled.

Let's get a taxi home.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

dropped

(past v.) To be removed from the active roster. This can apply to music artists, sport stars etc.

He is dropped


That band is dropped.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 16, 2004