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meaning of life

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004
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Vercingetorix

(n.) One who opposes the norm and does so very well.

(v.) to vercingetorix, to oppose a great power.
Vercingetorix was a Gaulish (french) leader who took on the Roman Empire and held out for a while, until Caeser surrounded him and built a doughnut shaped fortress around him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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open old wounds

To open old wounds is to rekindle an arguement put on the side.
When John met his estranged ex-wife she opened old wounds about his impotency.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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cum toothpaste

(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.
Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!


His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
mugGet the cum toothpastemug.

Your perception of

Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.
Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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the butcher boy

(n.) Odd film about an Irish boy who works in a abatoir and kills people, whilst talking to the virgin mary, his dead father and some pigs. Can be found lying around in EVERY video rental shop in the united kingdom.
I watched the butcher boy a few years ago. It's still crap.
by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004
mugGet the the butcher boymug.

protein shake

In the world of strength-athleticism, supplements for growth are often used. Protein shakes are powedered substances which are mixed with milk, oragange juice etc. to produce a drink apporoximately 70% protein.

consumed after exercise, the protein rebuilds the muscle bigger and stronger.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the protein shakemug.

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