kung-fu jesus's definitions
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004
Get the meaning of lifemug. (n.) One who opposes the norm and does so very well.
(v.) to vercingetorix, to oppose a great power.
(v.) to vercingetorix, to oppose a great power.
Vercingetorix was a Gaulish (french) leader who took on the Roman Empire and held out for a while, until Caeser surrounded him and built a doughnut shaped fortress around him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the Vercingetorixmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
Get the open old woundsmug. (v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.
Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!
His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!
His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
Get the cum toothpastemug. Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.
Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
Get the Your perception ofmug. (n.) Odd film about an Irish boy who works in a abatoir and kills people, whilst talking to the virgin mary, his dead father and some pigs. Can be found lying around in EVERY video rental shop in the united kingdom.
by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004
Get the the butcher boymug. In the world of strength-athleticism, supplements for growth are often used. Protein shakes are powedered substances which are mixed with milk, oragange juice etc. to produce a drink apporoximately 70% protein.
consumed after exercise, the protein rebuilds the muscle bigger and stronger.
consumed after exercise, the protein rebuilds the muscle bigger and stronger.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Get the protein shakemug.