kung-fu jesus's definitions

fucktheist

(n.) An atheist who is more on the agenda of denouncing religion, starting with the largest part of christianity- catholicism.

The people who defined god, religion and bible.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Spit or swallow?

Contraction for "When performing fellatio does she spit out the seminal fluid or swallow?".

The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

yolk

(n.) The mainstay, the governing part.

The egg yolk

Yolk of the country is the government/monarch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

soweto

(n.) Contraction for "SOuth WEstern TOwnships"


A slum in South Africa where poor blacks were forced to go under apartheid. The source of many riots and bombings, it has come to be what has defined Johannesbourg and South Africa.

Soweto is the ultimate shithole. I implore all the people who think they're oppressed, particularly those 'in da hood' to go there to see what being held down is really like, pussies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

curry house

Where the galavanting general dares't not enter.

Bequeath this knowledge from the general;

For oh, the general departed ye olde curry house, devoid of his senses, red as a tomato, naked like a tomato, in desperate need of a shit.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

pikeyfy

(v.) To decrease quality, usually refering to a dress code.

For more information, see Pikey, Ireland, Gypsie, Old spice.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

i bone sheep

A phrase thrown into speeches to see if your listeners are one of the following

a) paying attention
b) easily offended
c) audily impaired.
d) liberal

If the person is paying attention/esily offended/ fine of hearing they will object.

blah blah blah i bone sheep blah. So I said.


deaf guy:...
non-uptight guy:...
Liberal: I fully support you doing that
Sleeping guy:...
Normal: you do what?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004