kung-fu jesus's definitions
by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004
Get the hands solomug. You want me to give you this car for only ten grand? It's worth at least 15 according to the guide. No can do.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
Get the no can domug. The antoym of C'est la vie, this implies that the chase will not be given up. Literally translated to "It's the war", although better translation provieds "This is war".
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
Get the C'est la guerremug. Refering to pornography using actresses barely over the legal limit, who shave their pubic hair and have their faces digitally altered to appear as though they were much younger. Also "pornography" showing penetration of the kind of dolls little girls play with. In many western countries, this is completely legal. Infact, any country where
"normal" pornography is allowed, this is too. Many sex shops distribute these videos entirely legally and in the open.
"normal" pornography is allowed, this is too. Many sex shops distribute these videos entirely legally and in the open.
Kiddie Kiddie videos have fairly low mark-ups, because the paedophiles think they share a bond with the typical customer. See NAMBLA
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004
Get the kiddie kiddiemug. (n.)(Mainly Brit) An obese and foul-smelling woman, who often wears T-Shirts with vulgar statements on them. Usually quite slutty, and with a skinny loudmouth boyfriend who suffers from acne, See they desrve eachother . The origin is the waste management company operating in the united kingdom, that has white skips with large red lettering. This lettering stands out, despite the smell and size, just as the fcuk design on her shirt does.
The morbidley obese woman with hair tightly pulled back and her stomach hanging out of her "fcuk for england" shirt is called a biffa
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
Get the biffamug. An "anything goes" fighting tournament with lax rules and long ass fights where people carry on with broken limbs, even for hours at a time. Gracies own it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
Get the valetudomug. (n.) A collection of pikeys selling stolen goods from the back of a Ford Escort in a private field. Also where one can find single mothers selling thier dead relatives' jewellry and dresses. What the lower class British used pre-ebay
I went to a boot sale when I was seven and bought some un-opened (meaning stolen from a shop instead fo a house) toys and a 1984 almanak-style book for 20p. I also traded a pack of mouldy cigarrettes for a Thundercats figure.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
Get the boot salemug.