kung-fu jesus's definitions

Goodwill

(n.) The difference between the value of a business as a whole and the sum of its' net assets. Usually a measurement of reputation, position, contacts etc etc. When a new partner is accepted into the business, they must buy thier share of the goodwill


Can be positive or negative.

Goodwill in the business as at 31 dec 2003 was valued at £80,000.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

cumfiesta

(n.) an event where someone is ejaculated on by a number of males for the purposes of pornography

We had a cumfiesta on psycho bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

fiesta

A small, crappy car manufactured by Ford.

I wipe my buttocks on your fiesta.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

pwn3d

When one nerd claims superiority over another.

Eugene: I've never got it on with a girl, I own you.

Poindexter: oh yeah? Well I've never even spoken to a girl, but have 50GB of tentacle rape pr0n on my C:\ and have every star trek episode on DVD

Eugene: omg you rule

Poindexter: omg wtf j00 pwn3DD!!!1

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

pleasure you can't measure

Wow, isn't this the grate-ist catch-fraez EVAR!

Do not buy products with this slogan in thier advertising campaign. Ever.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

used

a) When someone was led into a relationship and merely "used" for sex.

b) a slut

c) no value, since it has no use.

"She got used"

"She is used"

"Used cigarette"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Hoffa

Jimmy Hoffa, notoriusly corrupt, and qouted as saying "I don't need bodygaurds". He took a walk one night and never returned. His body is still undiscovered. When you find a place that looks like it hasn't been looked in for a while, you can intelligently claim to have found Jimmy Hoffa's body.

I found Jimmy Hoffa!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004