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marlon brando

Marlon Brando got a best actor oscar for playing Don Corleonein the Godfather, while Robert De Niro got a best supporting actor for playing the same charactor (although some years younger) in Godfather part II
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
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400i

Extremely cheap ferrari. It has a measley top speed of 156 mph.
400i's are cheaper than any other ferrari, and can ream most other cars.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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facesex

Sticking a penis into any facial orifice
lolol teh facesex!!!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004
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kiddie crap

Get yourself and your kiddie crap the fuck out of my bar!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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hand canon

(n.) A large handgun. See canon.
That dirty harry style hand canon sure must be heavy!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

voulez=will
vous=you
coucher= to sleep
avec=with
moi=me
ce=this
soir=evening

*it should be noted that ce soir can be better translated as 'tonight'


Due to the directness of this phrase, it will never work on females. You might as well say 'baise-moi' (fuck me). Usually, this is said by americans on trips to europe who aren't used to handling any beverage with more than 0.2% alcohol
A: heeeeyyy
B: you're drunk, leave me alone
A: voulez-vous couch...
*kick in the balls*
by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004
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