kung-fu jesus's definitions

nasca lines

(n.) Tourist attraction in south america


(n.) big saggy vagina with wrinkles and stretch marks.

Your mother

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Rhythm stick

Imaginary stick, that when used on subject, said subject becoems extremely rhythmicular and musical.

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Rolex

Famously expensive watches. Most examples of such are actually fakes sold for less than 1% the price of a real Rolex. The tell-tale sign (other than the price) is that on a real rolex, the second hand has continous motion, instead fo ticking like an ordinary watch.

fake rolex, cheapy cheap! Ten dolla! Also sucky sucky for ten dolla!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Glass shard stick

A piece of wood, typically a baseball bat or similar with glass shards twisted into it. Possibly with other materials such as nails.

We have a few glass shard sticks out back to beat people down with.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

amazonian

(n.) A tall, powerful woman.

The amazonian ate the nerd.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

NeverNever Land

(n.) Home of peter pan, also known as Holland.

Urbandictionaryer Dude, you meant the Netherlands, right?


KFJ: huh? Yea...right.


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by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

Beauty and the Beast

(Idiom) as per the fairy tale, this defines a beautiful woman and a large, ugly man.

That tall guy Julia roberts was married to. See child molester

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004