Jesus tits

(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.
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current account

(n.) Account that gives little, or in most cases no interest. Holds the personal short-term money transactions. It is a fluctuating account held for either private or business reasons, sometimes at a bank, although in the case of the latter, may be held within a business. Credits to this account are share of profit, salary and interest allowed on capital account. Debits are loss of profit or drawings.
My current account statement from the bank has me overdrawn.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004
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a slap in the face

(n.) A situation where a mighty powers' will has been denied.
Germanys' re-armament was a slap in the face for the Treaty of Versaille members, although they chose to do nothing about it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004
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miramax fuck

One who works for miramax films.
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love...

...Jay and Silent Bob.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
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gloryholer

One who participates in gloryhole sex.
I hear Dan goes goes this sexual deviant club. He's a gloryholer or something.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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b/f

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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70's haircut

Someone who has a stupid looking afro, that is perfectly round, yet out of place in today's society.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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