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rock bottom

A) the lowest of the low
B) a cross between a chokeslam, clothesline and legsweep used by the rock.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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send the boys round

(v.) (British) to send baliffs to collect good/break kneecaps.
I'll send the boys round if my money is not banked by noon tommorrow.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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one day

(Idiom) followed by a wish for the future.
One day I want a ferrari 250 GTO/a mansion/a penis/ a doggie!/a job/ a girlfriend/a hitler moustache/ your phone number/ yo mama!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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Kindertransport

Kindertransport is the name given to a rescue operation initiated by the British Jews for Jewish children in Nazi-occupied countries, following the Kristallnacht on November 9, 1938.

The British Jewish Refugee Committee, with the aid of funds from Quakers and other refugee organizations, appealed to Members of the British Parliament, to allow the children to be admitted to the United Kingdom. Parliament agreed to admit an unspecified number of children between the ages of 5 and 17. A £50 bond was posted for each child, "to assure their ultimate resettlement".

Ten-thousand unaccompanied children travelled to the United Kingdom from Germany, Austria, Czechoslovakia and Poland, in sealed trains. The first transport left only six weeks after the Kristallnacht, and the last left just two days before war broke out (September 3, 1939).

Upon arrival in England, some of the children went to foster families, some to orphanages, and others worked on farms. Children were generally well treated, though a few were abused or mistreated. The older children joined the British or Australiann armed forces once they reached 18.

Most of the children settled in the United Kingdom, though many re-emigrated to Israel or North America
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
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service provider email

The email address given to you by your ISP. Only used by people who don't care for web security aka n00bs.
We have recorded your IP address as 127.0.0.1 and have determined from this that you are accessing the web on cust~walt.broadband.etc from YOURISP.


To sign up, please use a valid service provider email and not a free service such as hotmail, Yahoo etc.

Acceptable servers are
@YOURISP.net and @YOURISPEMAILSERVICES.org


Typical response to this would be along the lines of "You've gotta be shittin' me"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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landslide

(n.) Earth moving down a hillside very fast, destroying everthing it its path. A large shift of mass.

(n.) When one party standing in an election takes a massive majority over all others, including the reigning party. The name comes from bar chart presentation, where the drawings resemble a landslide.
The landslide killed 18 peeps


He won by a landslide
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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rural+urban

Refering to mpg (miles per gallon), this is an avergae of mpg in urban area, which is usually high due to the stopping, starting and speed differences , and that of rural area, which is much lower (about 10-40% lower)
Urban: 26mpg
Rural: 38,pg
Urban+rural: 32 mpg
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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