belly snot

(v.) To lean over when sneezing heavily and sneezing all over your or someone else's stomach.
Eww, the small girl over there got belly snotted by your brother.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
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assed

Your gay-assed son just came out.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.
Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004
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Emboss

(v.) To make a lasting, and showing inpression on someone. Derived from a method of labelling packaging.
Hitler embossed many people in deprived Germany.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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baliff

I speel no godo!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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thespark

thespark.com


great website with cool tests and a burnmaker.
I scored 86% in the untelligence test, and got a "You're definately a man" in the gender test.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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group effort orgasm

During a large orgy, one member, upon reaching almost orgasmic point will yell "Group effort orgasm", to signal he is not in need of anything, and that everyone should finish themselves until another person cries this. When all participants have exclaimed they are near orgasm, everyone jacks/jills off eachother in a circle so they all cum within a minute of eachother. Very entertaining to watch, very difficult to master.
There were seven of them having a group effort orgasm wednesday.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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