Definitions by kung-fu jesus

the op

(n.) Contraction for "The operation". Usually, said in context to something else.

On the subject of transsexuals



"He had the op and became a "woman", says I"

the op by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

near death experience

(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.

That guy has had a near death experience.

near death experience by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

no end of good

(Idiom) The benefits of doing a certain action are seemingly endless.

A short, quick war will do our economy no end of good.

no end of good by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

stupic 

(n.) Merger of "stupid" and "spic".

You stupic! Get out of my store ya cunt!

stupic by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Goddamnable 

(adj.) Something that is very sorry, and hated by many.

Goddamnable feminazis.

Goddamnable by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

manifesto 

(n.) An announcement of intended future actions. Sounds like a homosexual orgy.

Elitist went along to the manifesto hearing, but was disappointed to discover that there was no gay orgy audio clips.

manifesto by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

tug-of-war

(n.) A test of strength and grip. Two teams line up on either side of a line and try to pull the other team over with a rope everyone holds.


It is also used as a metaphor in any event (usually political or gang-related) where two teams are trying to constantly outdo eachother.

It was a tug-of-war trying to get funds for the new project at work today. Smith kept trying to get money for his office from the boss while I wanted it to refurnish the office i work in.

tug-of-war by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004