kung-fu jesus's definitions

Positive to a fault

(adj.) To be overly optimistic to the point where one cannot be bothered to sort out the problems, leading to failure through neglect.

She thinks she's a good driver, but she's positive to a fault. She drives while putting on her lipstick. She's about to crash.....



Okay she's unconcious. Time to score some head!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

off the grid

(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.

Amish people live off the grid.


My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

cash crop

(n.) A crop grown with the intent of selling to others, and cannot be used by the farmers of such. The opposite of self-sustainance.

Tobacco is the most popular, but weed is good too! @___@

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

art mighty

"Is very powerful". Emphasis on the fact that power can never be taken from whatever art mighty.

The Lord Art Mighty!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Gross profit

(n.) Sales less COGS.

Our gross profit is xx amount.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

common denominator

(n.) A factor that appears the same in different situations. Derived from mathematics where the numerator is divded by the lowest common denominator in fraction questions where it must be discovered which fraction is bigger by making the denominator the same.

Your face is the common denominator in three robberies at your place of work, which implies you have a connection to these robberies, although we could be wrong.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 2, 2004

get out more

What I shall do, starting monday.

I have written over 1300 definitions under a variety of names. I think I should get out more!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004