krystal's definitions

queegie

The action the squeezing of vaginal muscles to prevent urination.

Oh my qeegie, I need to use the toilet NOW!

by Krystal April 1, 2005

hoopty hybrid

a generally flashy car that has no business being broke down. For instance, a Mercedes with peeling paint or a Jaguar with a garbage bag over the window. Can also be used when a car looks good on the one side, back, or front, but when you walk around to the other side, it is so messed up that you can't believe it is the same car.

Ever since James got rear-ended at that stop light, he's driving a striaght up hoopty hybrid.

by Krystal April 20, 2006

Floppy Titty Cocknocker

A slutty fat girl who has saggy breasts

I scares me to see a floppy titty cocknocker run a marthon

by Krystal July 12, 2003

rashied

n. An intelligent and sexy Iranian that knows how to use a hotel business center properly.

"Have you checked out that business center yet?"

"Uh huh," she said with an absent-minded expression. "Rashied and I checked it out last night."

by Krystal March 25, 2005

Frank gotti

some meterosexual cocky bastard all the 12 year olds find attractive

omg lyke frank gotti rockers my soxers lolz

by Krystal April 25, 2005

jewdoer

an insult to an idiot who just did something completely futile, ignorant, stupid, ridiculous, etc.

usually, the idiot is your friend.

"You freakin' Jewdoer."

"Because you're a Jewdoer."

by krystal April 5, 2005

burnt beef

a person of black/African descent; someone of dark color

Those burnt beef slaves were treated real bad.
The burnt beefs did a drive-by in the ghetto neighborhood.

by Krystal January 15, 2006