krystal's definitions

Floppy Titty Cocknocker

A slutty fat girl who has saggy breasts

I scares me to see a floppy titty cocknocker run a marthon

by Krystal July 12, 2003

Janki

weird; awkward; abnormal

That hat looks janki on you.

by krystal August 13, 2003

hoopty hybrid

a generally flashy car that has no business being broke down. For instance, a Mercedes with peeling paint or a Jaguar with a garbage bag over the window. Can also be used when a car looks good on the one side, back, or front, but when you walk around to the other side, it is so messed up that you can't believe it is the same car.

Ever since James got rear-ended at that stop light, he's driving a striaght up hoopty hybrid.

by Krystal April 20, 2006

queegie

The action the squeezing of vaginal muscles to prevent urination.

Oh my qeegie, I need to use the toilet NOW!

by Krystal April 1, 2005

Cituntry Girl/ Boy

A country person stuck in the city. Somone who lives in the city and knows how to live both a city and country life.

(A name given to my by my friend Blaine.)

I am so proud to be cituntry! I know how to kick it back in the city aswell as the country.

by Krystal February 23, 2005

allude

allude is the act of using a word or phrase that has been used before and is well-known and can readily identify a situation. Most urban terms are actually allusions to past literature, songs, or iconic pop culture.

"et tu Brute" is an allusion to Ceasar but is used to describe to a friend how you can't believe he stabbed you in the back

"glitch in the system" is an allusion to The Matrix but describes a de-ja-vu

by Krystal September 21, 2004

vengeance

to do something with great enthusiasm or describes something that is overly done

Man, that toilet flushes with a vengeance. Meaning: the toilet flushes loud

by Krystal September 22, 2004