16 definitions by krissy

maximillian john

a hott sexy piece of ass who has a nice dick
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!! back off bicthes

Maximillian John and meghann are so cute together.
Maximillian John is mine and lizzi's daddy.
Maxmillian John is so hott!

by krissy September 30, 2003

maximillian john

a hot sexy piece of ass
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!

Maximillian John loves meghann forver.
Maximillian John is lizzis and mines "daddy".
Maximillian John is so cute.

by krissy September 30, 2003

coconut

blonde on the inside

"God, that girl may be a brunette, but she acts SO blonde"

"She's such a coconut!"

by krissy March 26, 2004

Shonda

A shame committed by a Jew in front of non- Jews.

What Attorney Michael Cohen did, its a shonda!

by krissy March 14, 2019

Tim Armstrong

Born on November 25, 1966 in Albany, California. Tim Armstrong is the lead singer/guitarist of both Rancid and Transplants. Used to be the guitarist for the ska/punk band Operation Ivy. After OPIV's downfall in 1989, Tim turned to drugs and alcoholism. His best friend and bassist of Rancid, Matt Freeman helped Tim dig himself out of the hole he was in and helped him form Rancid in 1991. He married Brody Dalle in 1997 and helped her form The Distillers. They divorced in 2003 after she was seen making out with Josh Homme, lead singer of QOTSA. Tim now lives in L.A., owns Hellcat Records and his own recording studio called Bloodclot Studios.

Tim Is My Hero And A Punk Rock God!

by krissy August 12, 2004

flaccid penis

FLACCID PENIS a limp or loose penis, the word was discorvered while reading pages 9-10 of The Eyes of A Dragon by Stephen King. ANTONYMS: boner, hard.

He was unable to be hard; his penis was constantly faccid.

by krissy March 14, 2004

yuia

a state of shock or confusion

Feven was in yuia over the fact Kristen made up a word for no reason.

by krissy November 11, 2006