kooni's definitions
To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
by kooni June 28, 2007
Get the pre-sleep wankmug. A metaphor for junk food, but refering to girls.
It's when a guy is so desperate and horny that he lowers his standards to staring at fuglies and telling his friend that she is worth picking up ... only to realise after 20 min that she is dog like a mofo.
These girls are called mc'junkies because it is only when you are very hungry and broke that u consider eating shit like maccaz. After 20 min u then feel the messed up digestion which u can only blame yourself for.
Yes fellas the shit is deadly.
It's when a guy is so desperate and horny that he lowers his standards to staring at fuglies and telling his friend that she is worth picking up ... only to realise after 20 min that she is dog like a mofo.
These girls are called mc'junkies because it is only when you are very hungry and broke that u consider eating shit like maccaz. After 20 min u then feel the messed up digestion which u can only blame yourself for.
Yes fellas the shit is deadly.
martin - oi that honey is mad fine i need me sum of that crazy ass.
sammy - no dude no , look once more, shes a mc'junky bro snap out of it.
martin - oh crap
sammy - no dude no , look once more, shes a mc'junky bro snap out of it.
martin - oh crap
by kooni September 30, 2007
Get the mc'junkymug. To have completely lost the fucking plot for no apparent reason or for a very insignificantly miniscule excuse to express bottled up frustration and wrath.
This may be done by a sudden yell of cuss words, or by punching objects or friends nearby, or even by honking horns and driving like a wreckless maniac. Original skazzas are terrorists and typical bum speaking skips who pump drugs.
This may be done by a sudden yell of cuss words, or by punching objects or friends nearby, or even by honking horns and driving like a wreckless maniac. Original skazzas are terrorists and typical bum speaking skips who pump drugs.
john : "bro watch out for that skazz-looking cunt"
brad : "haha piss off mate im already in a skazzing out mood anyway, fuck the worrrld nigga!!"
brad : "haha piss off mate im already in a skazzing out mood anyway, fuck the worrrld nigga!!"
by kooni May 25, 2007
Get the skazzing outmug. A new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men.
Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Steven : Wow honey your buttocks have swollen majorly this morning.
James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
by kooni October 2, 2007
Get the poo childmug. Lemonwire is when Limewire loses its Citrus, i.e. when your greatly desired song appears once with minimal sources.
Dave - Ey man did you get that track for me by Seal?
Jim - Nah man get it yourself.
Dave - Dude its lemonwire.
Jim - Huh?
Dave - The sources got no citrus :(
Jim - Nah man get it yourself.
Dave - Dude its lemonwire.
Jim - Huh?
Dave - The sources got no citrus :(
by kooni December 22, 2007
Get the lemonwiremug. white boy : OH SNAP that hoodthug just helped the gilf cross the road. Whatta hegro!
mehican kid : but why ??
mehican kid : but why ??
by kooni September 25, 2007
Get the hegromug. Can also be referred to as Matchkon , Stickon, Charckon, or Litkon.
It is a very dark Senegalian who looks like Akon, who also looks identical to a struck match, due to all the black charcoal residue left on a lit stick.
It is a very dark Senegalian who looks like Akon, who also looks identical to a struck match, due to all the black charcoal residue left on a lit stick.
Eugene - Akon blended into the stage night at the concert, I couldnt even see him until he smiled.
Darrell - Omg I saw a guy who looked just like that too on the bus !
Euegene - You mean a struck-kon ?
Darrell - Omg I saw a guy who looked just like that too on the bus !
Euegene - You mean a struck-kon ?
by kooni October 27, 2007
Get the Struck-konmug.