Herban Dictionary

An inevitable site that will in near future be made for stoners who interpret their own language to every day life via green related terms ... hence my own definition of herban dictionary.
Urbsy - hey check this link out ahah funniest meaning ever.

Herbsy - it aint funny til im high (using towlie voice).

Urbsy - i think the sites fine and doesnt need no Herban Dictionary to make it funnier.

Herbsy - THATS WHAT YOU THINK ... normal minded prick.
by kooni December 22, 2007
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lemonwire

Lemonwire is when Limewire loses its Citrus, i.e. when your greatly desired song appears once with minimal sources.
Dave - Ey man did you get that track for me by Seal?

Jim - Nah man get it yourself.

Dave - Dude its lemonwire.

Jim - Huh?

Dave - The sources got no citrus :(
by kooni December 22, 2007
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hegro

A hero who has black skin.

A negro who saves the day.

The opposite of a crack slanger.
white boy : OH SNAP that hoodthug just helped the gilf cross the road. Whatta hegro!

mehican kid : but why ??
by kooni September 25, 2007
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skazzing out

To have completely lost the fucking plot for no apparent reason or for a very insignificantly miniscule excuse to express bottled up frustration and wrath.

This may be done by a sudden yell of cuss words, or by punching objects or friends nearby, or even by honking horns and driving like a wreckless maniac. Original skazzas are terrorists and typical bum speaking skips who pump drugs.
john : "bro watch out for that skazz-looking cunt"

brad : "haha piss off mate im already in a skazzing out mood anyway, fuck the worrrld nigga!!"
by kooni May 25, 2007
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Fristy

To make an obnoxious yet smartass comment while under influence to a group of honeys on their way to hit the clubs.
Josh : hey ladies can i get a wristy ?

Girls : WHAT

Josh : i said got change for a fifty ?

Sammo: ahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhha nice fristy asshole
by kooni October 01, 2007
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pre-sleep wank

To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.

This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
B1: i slept like a baby last night ....

B2: hmmm pre-sleep wank huh?

B1: precisely B2
by kooni June 28, 2007
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poo child

A new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men.

Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Steven : Wow honey your buttocks have swollen majorly this morning.

James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
by kooni October 02, 2007
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