Theftpos is the ridiculous practice observed by many businesses that requires a minimum purchase (usually ten or twenty dollars) before you can pay via eftpos.
Theftpos can also refer to any additional charge or surcharge levelled at a customer for using eftpos.
Although theftpos is referred to by the merchant as a "store policy" it is in fact a price gouge applied to people born after 1930 who don't carry cash with them everywhere.
Theftpos can also refer to any additional charge or surcharge levelled at a customer for using eftpos.
Although theftpos is referred to by the merchant as a "store policy" it is in fact a price gouge applied to people born after 1930 who don't carry cash with them everywhere.
Theftpos at work:
cashier: that'll be thirty cents.
customer: can I eftpos that?
cashier: no, the minimum purchase is twenty dollars.
customer: ...are you serious?
cashier: yes, it's store policy.
customer: god dammit, I should be able to buy gum on eftpos! This is America!
cashier: no, it's Australia
cashier: that'll be thirty cents.
customer: can I eftpos that?
cashier: no, the minimum purchase is twenty dollars.
customer: ...are you serious?
cashier: yes, it's store policy.
customer: god dammit, I should be able to buy gum on eftpos! This is America!
cashier: no, it's Australia
by kittridge January 23, 2011
when an image has to potential to be enhanced by manipulation through photoshop it has photoshopportunity.
usually for comedic purposes.
usually for comedic purposes.
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by Kittridge February 29, 2008
1) To be deployed to another country for military service. Usually as a result of forced conscription eg: WW2, Vietnam. More recently it can be due to poverty and/or stupidity eg: Iraq, Afghanistan.
2) To be detained and moved to another country by the Government in order to be tortured. Also known as extraordinary rendition.
2) To be detained and moved to another country by the Government in order to be tortured. Also known as extraordinary rendition.
Take a Government Vacation and you may never come back.
David Hicks enjoyed a 5 year Government Vacation in Cuba.
David Hicks enjoyed a 5 year Government Vacation in Cuba.
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Someone (usually a neighbour) who sucks wireless internet access off someone else's connection. An internet freeloader.
by kittridge January 27, 2009
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The sensation of feeling like you want to yawn. Horny for a yawn.
Often aroused by people talking about or reading about yawning or witnessing another person yawning. May also be aroused by lack of sleep or boredom.
Often aroused by people talking about or reading about yawning or witnessing another person yawning. May also be aroused by lack of sleep or boredom.
Man: me so yawny!
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