kittridge's definitions

hamburglar

a person who steals the lunches of others from the work fridge or lunch room.

Worker1: Where's my egg salad?!
Worker2: I saw Larry eating it before...
Worker1: Damn that little hamburglar

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

yawny

The sensation of feeling like you want to yawn. Horny for a yawn.

Often aroused by people talking about or reading about yawning or witnessing another person yawning. May also be aroused by lack of sleep or boredom.

Man: me so yawny!

by kittridge October 15, 2009

omnologist

A person with extensive knowledge in many areas, or with a formidable collection of general knowledge. An expert in many fields. One who seems to know everything.

Dr. Barry Jones is an omnologist

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

Lanpire

Someone who sucks wireless internet access off someone else's LAN. An internet freeloader.

My download limit reached already? Hmmmm...I think we have a Lanpire in our midststsstssssssssss

by kittridge December 9, 2008

Wanpire

Someone (usually a neighbour) who sucks wireless internet access off someone else's connection. An internet freeloader.

My download limit reached already? Hmmmm...I think we have a Wanpire in our midststsstssssssssss

by kittridge January 27, 2009

doctorb

a cheap and incompetent doctor. The B is for Bargain

call 1-600-DOCTORB the be is for bargain!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

the king's biscuits

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008