kittridge's definitions

lecturd

A thoroughly unsatisfactory lecture.

I got out of bed at 1pm for this? What a fucking lecturd!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

Vagvertise

Displaying, talking about or otherwise drawing attention to one's vagina in an attempt to get others to interact with it.

Vagvertise here

by kittridge December 9, 2008

Lanpire

Someone who sucks wireless internet access off someone else's LAN. An internet freeloader.

My download limit reached already? Hmmmm...I think we have a Lanpire in our midststsstssssssssss

by kittridge December 9, 2008

the king's biscuits

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

pepsi princess

1) A skank.
2) A person who drinks a lot of pepsi.
3) Lower middle class female youth wearing revealing clothing even though she's fat and ugly.

Hey there pepsi princess! You're the pepsiest girl in town!
-Allan Wicker from his 1990 hit song Pepsi Princess

by Kittridge October 16, 2008

Preach the Flosspel

To Preach the Flosspel: (verb) The act of motivating someone to floss (or brush) to improve their oral health. Can include dental health education and technique advice.

Hygienist: bitch, you got some serious periodontitis, I'ma preach the flosspel on yo ass!

by Kittridge February 25, 2008

Wanpire

Someone (usually a neighbour) who sucks wireless internet access off someone else's connection. An internet freeloader.

My download limit reached already? Hmmmm...I think we have a Wanpire in our midststsstssssssssss

by kittridge January 27, 2009