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Definitions by kittridge

A thoroughly unsatisfactory lecture.
I got out of bed at 1pm for this? What a fucking lecturd!
lecturd by Kittridge February 29, 2008

the king's biscuits 

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!
the king's biscuits by Kittridge February 29, 2008

omnologist 

A person with extensive knowledge in many areas, or with a formidable collection of general knowledge. An expert in many fields. One who seems to know everything.
Dr. Barry Jones is an omnologist
omnologist by Kittridge February 29, 2008

hamburglar 

a person who steals the lunches of others from the work fridge or lunch room.
Worker1: Where's my egg salad?!
Worker2: I saw Larry eating it before...
Worker1: Damn that little hamburglar
hamburglar by Kittridge February 29, 2008
a cheap and incompetent doctor. The B is for Bargain
call 1-600-DOCTORB the be is for bargain!
doctorb by Kittridge February 29, 2008

bureaucunt 

A bureaucrat (or public servant / official, etc) who denies service, delays you, makes things difficult for or generally screws you over solely for their own pleasure / amusement / possible sexual arousal. May also result from bitterness and their being dead inside.
Man: did you get the application form?
Woman: No, he showed it to me but wouldn't hand it over, he said it had to be mailed to me.
Man: But you were right there!
Woman: I know, what a bureaucunt!
bureaucunt by Kittridge February 29, 2008

anachronaut 

A person who enjoys speaking and/or behaving in anachronistic fashion.

1) One who speaks in the ye olde style.
2) Someone who wears old fashioned clothes eg: fop wear, corsets, hoopskirts. Can also mean someone wearing more recent though out of style clothing (from the 70s 80s 90s etc).
3) Anyone using out of date computer technology.
anachronaut: Wo befalls me, mine remote control is mislain! Whither has it gone? Wife, what news of the remote controller?! We must make haste as in but three and twenty minutes I must watch my programmes in the telechamber! O joy of joys, at last it appears! It lay betwixt the cushions of the couching seat! No longer must I endure the horror of two and one half men's situational comedies!
anachronaut by Kittridge February 29, 2008