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lawn chimpanzee

Same as porch monkey or yard ape. Depends on the size of the chain and the dick
Those damn lawn chimpanzees just keep on shooting at each other nonstop. I’m going to move my daughter into a preschool on the white side of town because it’s safer supposedly.
by kinghiroichi1 June 22, 2024
mugGet the lawn chimpanzeemug.

OK, where

a response to fuck you. Often used by US. Marines as a response to being flipped off.
GySgt. Williams: Fuck you, sir! You’re not getting that promotion to E-7 with that ugly-ass shaving profile!
SSgt. Purdy: OK, where, GySgt.
by kinghiroichi1 December 22, 2024
mugGet the OK, wheremug.

Devil Spy

MOS 0211 or Counterintelligence/Human Intelligence (CI/HUMINT) specialist in the Marine Corps. Devil Spies are more HUMINT collectors than counterintelligence agents (unlike ACI or AFOSI Region 7). Most leathernecks who reclassify MOS billets into moves are 0200s or Basic Intelligence Marines. However, any MOS can reclassify MOS through a lateral move into the 0211 MOS billet. The MAGTF CI/HUMINT specialist basic course is located on Naval Base Dam Neck, VA (MARDET Dam Neck), on the grounds of the Naval Intelligence School. All applicants must be an E-4 or corporal before reclassifying MOS billets.
Devil Spies or 0211s often wear civilian attire and typically have long hair and shaving profiles. Many Black Marines were often reclassified into the 0211 MOS so that they could grow their hair and rock shaving profiles. Most devil spies left after their average 6-year contract expired and couldn't re-enlist due to a 100% VA-Service Connected Disability. Most devil spies often work in law enforcement (Federal Security Sector), the Intelligence Community (IC), Homeland Security, or most contractor jobs with a 6-figure pay. Many devil spies often commit suicide after their contracts go up at Triple Canopy or G4S. You can figure out why? I was a devil spy and can tell you this shit is for real. I can't comment any further due to security clearances.
by kinghiroichi1 July 2, 2025
mugGet the Devil Spymug.

buttfucker

A person who has too much integrity who favors doing the right thing over saving human life with their transparency. Most people who identify as buttfuckers often lack empathy, compassion, and a consience, and often sell their folks down the river when confronted with an ethical dilemma, rather than commit perjury to save someone's life. Immanuel Kant is regarded as the founding father of buttfuckers, due to the categorial imperative stating that lying to save humanity is using others as mere commodities, rather than ends in themselves.
A historical example of buttfuckers are the people who snitched on Anne Frank and her family, while hiding in an attic in the Nazi-Occupied Netherlands. While the action was unethical and wrong, telling the truth was imperative when the SD and Gestapo agents questioned the family who hid the Franks in their attic. Think of integrity as a double-edged sword, on one side it's crucial, but on the other it's precarious because you could hurt or others with your transparency.
by kinghiroichi1 July 1, 2025
mugGet the buttfuckermug.

Alabama Clanker

AI for White Nationalists. Derived from the song “Alabama Nigger” by the late Johnny Rebel, who served as pivotal figure in the White Supremacy Movement in the 1960s.
Alabama Clanker is much more uncensored than Venice AI. It can generate information that is often times racist and political incorrect (and inaccurate like many AI chatbots). It can generate information denying the Holocaust, slavery, and segregation.
by kinghiroichi1 September 8, 2025
mugGet the Alabama Clankermug.

Wormbrain

RFK Jr. Refers to a parasite he received while swimming in a lake that said no swimming. The worm also ate a significant portion of his conscience, plus years of opioid abuse fucked him up the ass.
RFK Jr. is called wormbrain became he received a parasite while swimming that infected his brain. The poor worm died of a heroin overdose, due to years of opioid abuse.
by kinghiroichi1 September 13, 2025
mugGet the Wormbrainmug.

Devil Bitch

An insulting term for female Marines. Comes from the word "Teufel Hund" which is German for "Devil Dog". A female dog is called a bitch. The term hails from the World War I "Battle of Belleau Wood" where the Marine Corps wreaked havoc on German forces and "earned their nickname" "Devil Dog". Use with caution, especially if you are in the Guard or Reserves where a significant portion of their personnel are pulled from the Marine Corps. Only Navy and Chair Force servicepeople are stupid enough to use this derogatory term, but hey, Marines eat crayons, so who are they to judge?
Female US Navy sailor in critical condition after a fight with female Marine after calling her "Devil Bitch" for stealing her crayons.
by kinghiroichi1 April 18, 2024
mugGet the Devil Bitchmug.

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