kilkrazy's definitions

spec

'Spec', pronounced 'spess' is derived from the word specimen. It is an insult. It implies a resemblance to unpleasant medical specimens such as stool samples, parasites and such like, or perhaps quality control failure samples which have been kept for reference.

What do you think you're doing wanking in the shower at swimming lessons? You are such a spec!

by kilkrazy January 7, 2005

spoffle

Noun: Slang term for a pop shield, put on the microphone to prevent plosive consonants from registering too forcefully during studio recording of voice overs.

"Can we put a spoffle on the mike because I'm getting too much pop o the Ps."

by Kilkrazy July 2, 2004

chode

past participle of the verb 'to chide'. Archaic.

Then bold Odysseus chode the Achaians.

by Kilkrazy September 21, 2004

manko

Noun: Rude Japanese slang for cunt. Used by naughty female language students to book tables in foreign restaurants so that they will be able to have a laugh when the maitre d' calls them to their table.

"Miss Manko, your table is ready."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

nets

Cricket practice equipment consisting of a single wicket surrounded by nets which prevent the ball being hit a long way. Used for practising bowling and batting without fielders.

"Training today will be nets at 10 until lunch, then a pick-up game in the afternoon."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

cool bananas

A phrase used for congratulations, admiration, agreement, etc. It conveys a general sense of enthusiastic approbation.

A: I got 96% in my Financial Accounting exam.
B: Cool bananas!

A: Have you seen this new Sony PSP? The screen is awesome.
B: Cool bananas!

A: Let's go to a movie tonight. How about Team America World Police?
B: Cool bananas!

by Kilkrazy January 14, 2005

huff

Noun. Women or girls who get angry with someone they know (who could be male or female) may go into a state of huff in which they will pointedly and illogically ignore the offending person for a considerable period of time.

See also the adjective 'huffy'.

"Mary has been in a huff with Jane for oever a week, since Jane criticised her new scarf."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004