Definitions by kilkrazy

worf 

Onomatopoeia describing the sound of a slow explosion cause by the ignition of a large amount of inflammable substance such as petrol.

A driver, foolishly smoking while filling his car, dropped his fag end into a pool of spilled petrol. 'Worf', the entire filling station went sky-high.

worf by kilkrazy January 4, 2005

plastic 

Adjective. Used by young men to describe a situation where there are very few, or only unattactive girls around that they might be able to nampa.

Derived from the initials PVC (poly-vinyl chloride) meaning Poor Vag Count.

Are you going to the end of term dance?

No, it'll be totally plastic seeing as this is a men only college.

plastic by kilkrazy January 3, 2005

poop sheet 

Noun: A document laying out all the crucial information on an event, situation, person etc. in a condensed and highlighted format. Possession of a poop sheet will enable you to get up to speed with a new problem as quickly as possible.

I don't know anything about smallpox vaccination. Get me the poop sheet on it as soon as you can.

poop sheet by kilkrazy January 3, 2005

To trouser 

Transitive verb. Slang, meaning to accept a bribe or some other sub rosa payment, usually in cash. That is, to take the money and slip it into your trouser pocket.

Mr Fayed offered a brown envelope and Hamilton trousered it straight away.

To trouser by kilkrazy January 3, 2005

lushious 

Adjective. Describes alchoholic drinks so appealing that they are likely to stimulate over-consumption, turning the drinker into a lush.

Exampled include beer, cocktails, and fine wines.

The bottle of 1983 vintage port smelled absolutely lushious.

lushious by kilkrazy January 3, 2005

nampa 

Japanese slang meaning to chase or hit on girls.

Hiro was trying to nampa girls at the bookstore near the station.

nampa by kilkrazy January 2, 2005

The Force 

An ironic or sarcastic phrase. It's used in unfortunate situations caused by bad luck or stupidity, to indicate annoyance and incomprehension at the undesireable turn of events. It derives from the Star Wars movies, where Jedi characters use The Force to perform various unlikely acts.

Person A. The car has run out of petrol.

Person B. Great! How are we going to get to the wedding on time? Use The Force?

The Force by kilkrazy January 2, 2005