kilkrazy's definitions

stuff

Noun.

A project management term used to describe technical processes, particularly programming, to people who wouldn't understand them if they were described fully.

We'll rough you up a set of graphics and a project definition. When you've signed that off, we'll do stuff until the project is finished. The stuff will probably take about 3 months.

by kilkrazy January 10, 2005

Round Tuuit

Noun. A round tuuit is a very useful piece of equipment for the office, workshop or home, which allows the posessor to tackle any number of tasks.

In fact, without a round tuuit, it's hard to get anything done.

A) When can you finish those schedules I need?

B) I'll do them when I get a round tuuit.

by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

poop sheet

Noun: A document laying out all the crucial information on an event, situation, person etc. in a condensed and highlighted format. Possession of a poop sheet will enable you to get up to speed with a new problem as quickly as possible.

I don't know anything about smallpox vaccination. Get me the poop sheet on it as soon as you can.

by kilkrazy January 3, 2005

Cool up

Phrasal verb -- "to cool up" -- (transitive or intransitive). It means to improve the cool of something or someone.

This car design is too dull. We need to cool it up.

The candidate is uninteresting. He needs to cool up.

by Kilkrazy August 18, 2004

spec

'Spec', pronounced 'spess' is derived from the word specimen. It is an insult. It implies a resemblance to unpleasant medical specimens such as stool samples, parasites and such like, or perhaps quality control failure samples which have been kept for reference.

What do you think you're doing wanking in the shower at swimming lessons? You are such a spec!

by kilkrazy January 7, 2005

worf

Onomatopoeia describing the sound of a slow explosion cause by the ignition of a large amount of inflammable substance such as petrol.

A driver, foolishly smoking while filling his car, dropped his fag end into a pool of spilled petrol. 'Worf', the entire filling station went sky-high.

by kilkrazy January 4, 2005

spoffle

Noun: Slang term for a pop shield, put on the microphone to prevent plosive consonants from registering too forcefully during studio recording of voice overs.

"Can we put a spoffle on the mike because I'm getting too much pop o the Ps."

by Kilkrazy July 2, 2004