kevin's definitions

poopdink

what a gay man ends up with after having penetrated another man in the bunghole

chuck fucked roger in the ass, now he has a poopdink

by kevin December 22, 2004

basic training

an ordeal that enlisted persons entering the military must endure, which is the systematic deconstruction of simple civilian ways to a anamalistic aggressive killer lifestyle.

If I had known what basic training was really like I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER joined the army

by Kevin July 26, 2004

goatsed

To be inadvertantly sent to Goatse.cx or another site, such as Tubgirl.com or Bakla.net, under the pretense of the site being an enjoyable experience or providing free CDs.

"So did you find free porn on shitxxx?" "No, turns out I'd been goatsed."

by Kevin August 4, 2003

black deluxe

1. a person that is blacker, more ethnic than most.

2. a person that is super black.

Tyrell is what we call black deluxe.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

sandwich with mayo

Where two men and a woman have a threesome where one man takes the front and the other the back, and then both cum on her face at the same time.

John and I gave Jane a sandwich with mayo last night.

by Kevin February 16, 2005

Shaonme

Shaonme is short for "Shine on Me." This is derived from someone who just lit it up in their sport/activity and wants everyone to pay close attention to them and to get out of the sunlight or moon light so it can Shine on them. Cuz they're the shit

After scoring a sick goal in soccer Cool guy runs over to the sideline and says yo Shaonme nigga. and the other team cries cuz they know he's the shit and there is nothing they can do about it

by Kevin May 1, 2006

skittles

Rapper Eminem's brother's knickname during his short attempted stint as a rapper.

Also see: Sninkers

Eminem is my favorite rapper,thats why named myself skittles.

by Kevin May 13, 2004