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shitty diaper

1. It is a person's underwear after they don't change them after multiple hershey squirts.

2. A person's soiled underwear or pants that have been left in the restroom after a accident. Well, most of the time at it is left at a secluded place left for you to find.

3. A baby's diaper after it has been soiled.
Harvey ate four chili dogs and later found a shitty diaper when he got home.

Dickie had a accident at the beach and left his shitty diaper for the beach patrol to find later.

Lydia won't get off her fat lazy ass to change that baby's shitty diaper.
by Kevin July 31, 2004
mugGet the shitty diapermug.

Feth

Feth can mean either fuck or shit depending on the sentence.
Bobby just fethed Susan.
Bobby just steped in some feth.
by Kevin February 28, 2004
mugGet the Fethmug.

bbk

BBKING
BBK means Big Black Kock
Let's go BBking, I have a BBK, U have a BBK in ur butt, I am the BBKing
by Kevin July 28, 2004
mugGet the bbkmug.

genocide

What Hitler did to the Jews was an act of genocide.
Any attemtp to totaly kill off all members of a specific race or culture or nationality or ethnic background.
by Kevin August 18, 2003
mugGet the genocidemug.

Comedy Mixers

House double normally Vodka and then the buyers choice of a "comedy Mixer" such as a Blue Wicked. 1x bottle for 3 to 4 mixers.
A group of pricks that want to get wankered as quick as possible "Ankle Grapper" Bailey's with Tequilla.
by Kevin October 28, 2003
mugGet the Comedy Mixersmug.

professional

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.
Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.
by Kevin May 13, 2004
mugGet the professionalmug.

soccer mom

A middle-aged, middle-upper class woman who generally drives an SUV, a minivan or a station wagon (the latter of which is rarely seen in this era), and lives in a suburban area such as Parsippany, New Jersey, my hometown. They believe that their children are the most important things in the world, and refuse to let them listen to any music other than Top 40 radio, play any violent video games, or let them watch TV without them nearby, as any of these could supposedly corrupt their fragile minds. They are generally members of the local PTA, and have their kids participate in as many after-school programs as possible, so they could have themselves some "me" time. They usually put soccer ball stickers on their bumpers, tailgates, or gas caps, and are especially notorious for popularizing the infamous "honor student" bumper stickers. Soccer moms are usually homemakers, especially if they have young children, and live of the income generated by their well-paid husbands.
My next-door neighbor Liz Gonzales is a soccer mom.
by Kevin January 9, 2005
mugGet the soccer mommug.

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