kevin's definitions

Shaonme

Shaonme is short for "Shine on Me." This is derived from someone who just lit it up in their sport/activity and wants everyone to pay close attention to them and to get out of the sunlight or moon light so it can Shine on them. Cuz they're the shit

After scoring a sick goal in soccer Cool guy runs over to the sideline and says yo Shaonme nigga. and the other team cries cuz they know he's the shit and there is nothing they can do about it

by Kevin May 1, 2006

poopdink

what a gay man ends up with after having penetrated another man in the bunghole

chuck fucked roger in the ass, now he has a poopdink

by kevin December 22, 2004

Ghetto Conversation

Instead of calling, or walking to a neighbors home, the act of screaming really loudly to communicate.

I didn't know she lived so close that we could have ghetto conversations.

A Ghetto Conversation

"HEY, KEVIN DO YOU WORK TODAY?!"
"NO, YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING?!"
"HELL NO, NOT WITH YOU! JUST WONDERING IF YOUR OUT OF YOU'RE HOUSE OR NOT!"
"OK THANKS!"

by Kevin December 28, 2005

o.e

One eye open, the other half shut. Used online as to show surprise or to convay you think something is strange. Similar in meaning to o.O.

Person one: Don't bring any grenades to work
Person two: o.e

by Kevin June 26, 2008

spilt milk

An event in the past(usually a bad event or missed opportunity).

There's no use crying over spilled milk.

by kevin May 31, 2004

towny

a person who favours shiny clothes, normally tracksuits, with large labels and logo's showing wherever possible. Trousers must not cover top of shoes, and a cap, angled skywards, may be worn over short hair. smoking, drinking, and graffiti may be common activities, in attempt to look good... but misserably failin like a little bitch!

poof 1:fuckin townys, always pissin on the street, lets go kick some ass man!!
poof 2: no, remember last time, they smell, and they looked so ashamed afterwards!! they just need a good buggering!!

by kevin October 30, 2003

dudeity

(noun) Male nudity.

I clicked on the link hoping to see some hot chicks. Instead, all I saw was a bunch of dudeity.

by Kevin February 10, 2005