kevin's definitions

Jolly Rancher

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.

Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

humpalump

to fuck a fat person in a time of desperation...

Felicia humpalumped Ross in the shed.

by Kevin January 31, 2005

super

1)A word meaning good or exellent, hasn't been used seriously in decades
2)short for Supervisor

Gee whiz buddies, that'd be super!

My super's been completely breathing down my neck ever since he caught me looking at porn.

by Kevin March 24, 2005

jacks

A set sagging breasts.

Meg had some huge jacks.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

wmd

short for "what missiles dude?" which is exactly what the iraqi's have been saying all long, and thus far have not been proven otherwise.

G.W.:this is it saddam, give up the wmd
's, or we will attack your country.
Saddam: that's is what i have have been telling you all along... what missiles dude?

by kevin December 28, 2004

piss in the wind

to waste time2.doing noyhing just daydreaming or some shit like that

Whatcha doing my dizzle???
Just pissing in the wind fella!!!!!!

by Kevin February 4, 2004

dilltweeze

moron, having no common sense, a dumbass.

What a dilltweeze! She cheated on him, and he took her back!

by Kevin March 3, 2005