kevin's definitions

indeed

Kevin's Word, no one else, never.

Me: Indeed.
You: Oh really now?

by Kevin June 12, 2004

do the math

1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them

2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event

1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.

2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"

by Kevin April 7, 2005

man clam

a homosexual males anus.

John went clubbing in search of some man clam.

by kevin December 3, 2006

titty baby

a crybaby, someone who whines about something.

Michelle is a titty baby. Always crying like a little puto

by Kevin May 13, 2005

fake friend

Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.

“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis

by Kevin December 3, 2004

dilltweeze

moron, having no common sense, a dumbass.

What a dilltweeze! She cheated on him, and he took her back!

by Kevin March 3, 2005

<3

When you turn your head to the left, <3 looks like a person with a ballsack mouth wearing a dunce cap.

Someone: <3
Someone else: That's gross!
Someone: ?

by Kevin July 22, 2008