kevin's definitions

Homies

Friends, dudes, guys, buddies, pals, amigos, bros, chill partners.

When it was time to go I kissed the homies as is custom.

by Kevin December 11, 2019

patriots

A decent, but overly hyped NFL team. Their fans tend to be assholes that think they whooped the Panther's asses in the Superbowl. However, it was only luck that they got the ball last. Whoever would have had the ball last would have surely won. Panthers put up on hellofafight.

Patriots = teh ghey

by Kevin February 9, 2004

genocide

"Race murder"

What Hitler did to the Jews was an act of genocide.
Any attemtp to totaly kill off all members of a specific race or culture or nationality or ethnic background.

by Kevin August 18, 2003

poofinger

the finger of choice, usually used by a man, to scratch his other end. causing the finger to sometimes become stained and/or smelly. thus the term poofinger

the customer counted his change with his brown stained poofinger.

my god you hand stinks like ass, did you wash your poofinger today?

by kevin December 22, 2004

professional

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.

by Kevin May 13, 2004

Comedy Mixers

House double normally Vodka and then the buyers choice of a "comedy Mixer" such as a Blue Wicked. 1x bottle for 3 to 4 mixers.

A group of pricks that want to get wankered as quick as possible "Ankle Grapper" Bailey's with Tequilla.

by Kevin October 28, 2003

scoob

the act of putting in a fat dip

I my bitch is getting on my nerves I really need to throw in a scoob.

by kevin February 27, 2003