Asshole parking

To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.

Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

Shock

Cool, PIMP, Kevin Resendes

Kevin is SHOCK, man.

by Kevin October 25, 2003

cease

To stop, to end, to finish.

Bad definitions never cease to amaze.

by Kevin January 14, 2004

charter communications

The all time worst cable and internet company on earth. Their service blows and is always down, and their customer service department is full of morons, half of whom can barely speak at a 2nd grade level. The board of directors obviously hires idiots for low pay and takes advantage of their monopoly to get rich off of the shittiest company on earth

I have a big term paper due tomorrow and "charter" is down again

by Kevin May 27, 2004

FABS

Fine Ass Beebe Shizzle

I conversated with FABS today. We had a Dilly Bar.

by Kevin January 22, 2005

Lesa

Loving and caring; sweet; beautiful; someone everyone wants

Did you check out that Lesa girl!?

by Kevin January 19, 2004

Threatmantic

A portmanteau of "threating" and "romantic" from an episode of "Fairly Odd Parents" wherein Timmy Turner's parents try to help Timmy write an effective love-email to his crush Trixie Tang by combining the usual lovey-dovey cliches with threatening that she'd better date him if she ever wants to see her parents again.

It's threatening and romantic! It's threatmantic!

by Kevin July 26, 2004