kevin's definitions

humpalump

to fuck a fat person in a time of desperation...

Felicia humpalumped Ross in the shed.

by Kevin January 31, 2005

raisin

a stupid dried up grape.

he put raisins in his penis for fun

by kevin December 22, 2004

skeet

disappointing, unfair

Man, band practice was hella skeet today.

Man, life is skeet.

by kevin May 1, 2006

DJ Quik

The best producer of all time.

Dj Quik has some of the best funknig beats around!

by Kevin September 23, 2003

deuce deuce

when you take your second shit of the day usually happens the day after a night of heavy drinking.

hey Holst how many shits did you take today. Thats funny you ask Kev I just finished my deuce deuce.

by Kevin November 21, 2004

iPox

A contagious "disease" in which someone, normally an unsuspecting bystander, is struck with the relentless urge to buy an iPod.

My sister just bought an iPod, she's caught the iPox!

by kevin December 26, 2005

qq

Crying
-a response to something that makes you cry

Shaniqua: You're stupid
Bob: qq

by Kevin December 22, 2003