kevin's definitions

gixxer

fastest 4-stroke sportbike available under $15,000
buy a used one for your first bike cause you probably will crash it

If Gixxers suck then why did Bimota (A $35,000 UBER FAST Sportbike) use their motors?

R1s are nice but Suzukis are faster

by Kevin July 6, 2004

bvvvga

The process by which a man crashes his vehicle due to staring at young scantily clad women walk down a sidewalk.

I had the worst bvvvga today. I need to focus on the road more often.

by Kevin July 22, 2004

fullovum

The process by which a person, or a Hannah exploits their own ability to be full of awesome ideas.

"Gee whiz you sure have some great ideas!"

"I know, I know.. i'm so fullovum!"

by Kevin July 22, 2004

butt head

a stupid, obstinate, or perverse person.

Biff Tannen was a butt head.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

cotton mouth

When you get a very dry mouth probably from smoking any number of items or not drinking anything in ages.

Yo Reg, gimme another beer I'm gettin' cotton mouth.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

Voldy (or Voldie)

Harry Potter fan's pet-form (if you will) of Lord Voldemort, the villian of the series. Used in refering to the Dark Lord in a casual or capricious way, which we can do because we're not terrified of him like the wizarding world of the books is (no wizard in the books would dare utter the name "Voldy", because it would be the rough equivalent of calling Hitler "Hitley" or something---basically, it just wouldn't fly). Also probably used because "Voldy" is a lot shorter than "Voldemort".

Then we discover that he could have possibly been in Harry's place if Voldy would have marked him instead of Harry.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

Dinkleburg (or Dinkleberg)

The Turner's next-door neighboors and Mr. Turner's arch nemesis on Fairly Odd Parents. Has a pool and a perfectly kept garden. Somewhat concieded and something of a materialist. His wife looks exactly like himself, only with different hair and a high-pitched voice.

The judges are judging and the Dinkleburgs are Dinkleburging!

by Kevin July 25, 2004