kevin's definitions

laid

to fuck with someone that you have no interest in.

guess what man, i got laid with that ugly chick up there.

by Kevin October 27, 2003

Comedy Mixers

House double normally Vodka and then the buyers choice of a "comedy Mixer" such as a Blue Wicked. 1x bottle for 3 to 4 mixers.

A group of pricks that want to get wankered as quick as possible "Ankle Grapper" Bailey's with Tequilla.

by Kevin October 28, 2003

Monkey

XaK

That guy looks like a XaK.

athletics.wlu.edu/baseball/pictures/bausch.jpg

by Kevin October 28, 2003

towny

a person who favours shiny clothes, normally tracksuits, with large labels and logo's showing wherever possible. Trousers must not cover top of shoes, and a cap, angled skywards, may be worn over short hair. smoking, drinking, and graffiti may be common activities, in attempt to look good... but misserably failin like a little bitch!

poof 1:fuckin townys, always pissin on the street, lets go kick some ass man!!
poof 2: no, remember last time, they smell, and they looked so ashamed afterwards!! they just need a good buggering!!

by kevin October 30, 2003

B.J

Short term for Blowjob-which is the sucking of a man's penis

Yo, wanna give me a B.J.

by kevin November 1, 2003

9er

The man, the dawg of the crew. The one that ever one wants to be.

Yo, 9er sup.

by kevin November 1, 2003

vir3x

The sexiest kid ever. Sexier than Huan.

Damn vir3x is so fucking sexy! I want to fuck him right now.

by Kevin November 4, 2003