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Piera

Piera is a word that can be used for many different things.
Oh, don't be such a Piera.

Don't make me go Piera on your ass.

Did you go to the Piera school of management?
by Kevin December 12, 2003
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Homies

Friends, dudes, guys, buddies, pals, amigos, bros, chill partners.
When it was time to go I kissed the homies as is custom.
by Kevin December 11, 2019
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soccer mom

A middle-aged, middle-upper class woman who generally drives an SUV, a minivan or a station wagon (the latter of which is rarely seen in this era), and lives in a suburban area such as Parsippany, New Jersey, my hometown. They believe that their children are the most important things in the world, and refuse to let them listen to any music other than Top 40 radio, play any violent video games, or let them watch TV without them nearby, as any of these could supposedly corrupt their fragile minds. They are generally members of the local PTA, and have their kids participate in as many after-school programs as possible, so they could have themselves some "me" time. They usually put soccer ball stickers on their bumpers, tailgates, or gas caps, and are especially notorious for popularizing the infamous "honor student" bumper stickers. Soccer moms are usually homemakers, especially if they have young children, and live of the income generated by their well-paid husbands.
My next-door neighbor Liz Gonzales is a soccer mom.
by Kevin January 9, 2005
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a perfect change

Three quarters, two dimes, two nickels, and five pennies. Something people carry when they want to get rid of their change.

"Perfect change" is what you give a casier so you don't get change back. "A perfect change" is the combination of coins you might carry so you can give perfect change.
Cashier: The total comes to $6.68
Customer: *gives her a five, a one, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.
Cashier: Your change comes to...um...nothing.

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Man, I've got a lot of coins. I should probably make a perfect change.
by Kevin February 18, 2009
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Foot to Ass

The extreme moment of a major ass kicking; and or, a threating slang to warn him, that your foot, will be kicking his ass.
" You fucking idiot, Foot to Ass my frenid if it happens agian."
by Kevin February 13, 2003
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The pile driver

Sexual position when the woman is leaned on her bed to as where her shoulders are the only thing on the bed, the male can either sit on her or stand up and vertically penetrate the woman's anus or vagina many times.
by kevin February 9, 2005
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wicked

means very or really
this word started in Boston Mass, and made its way throughout new england, i said it a lot, and i recently moved to florida and got made fun of...a wicked lot
-That girl was wicked hot
-That test was wicked hard
-Adam is wicked gay
-I have a wicked big penis
-That pizza was wicked awesome
-That game was wicked cool
-The Red Sox are wicked good
-The Patriots are wicked good

NOT "OH MAN THAT WAS WICKED", THAT WAS IN SOME OF THE DEFINITONS, BUT THAT ISNT HOW IT IS USED. yOU HAVE TO HAVE AN ADJECTIVE AFTER IT LIKE "OH MAN THAT WAS WICKED FUN."
by Kevin September 19, 2004
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