438 definitions by kevin

A middle-aged, middle-upper class woman who generally drives an SUV, a minivan or a station wagon (the latter of which is rarely seen in this era), and lives in a suburban area such as Parsippany, New Jersey, my hometown. They believe that their children are the most important things in the world, and refuse to let them listen to any music other than Top 40 radio, play any violent video games, or let them watch TV without them nearby, as any of these could supposedly corrupt their fragile minds. They are generally members of the local PTA, and have their kids participate in as many after-school programs as possible, so they could have themselves some "me" time. They usually put soccer ball stickers on their bumpers, tailgates, or gas caps, and are especially notorious for popularizing the infamous "honor student" bumper stickers. Soccer moms are usually homemakers, especially if they have young children, and live of the income generated by their well-paid husbands.

The euphamish the federal government uses for sex. Doesn't make sense unless you know what "carnal knowledge" is. Otherwise it seems like the government is defining rape as knowing something about females.

The WRONG way to spell Lil Jon.

v. to "shut the fuck up," an acronym known as stfu.

To stop, to end, to finish.

Harry Potter fan's pet-form (if you will) of Lord Voldemort, the villian of the series. Used in refering to the Dark Lord in a casual or capricious way, which we can do because we're not terrified of him like the wizarding world of the books is (no wizard in the books would dare utter the name "Voldy", because it would be the rough equivalent of calling Hitler "Hitley" or something---basically, it just wouldn't fly). Also probably used because "Voldy" is a lot shorter than "Voldemort".

a very good snack that takes a slice of cheese between two bread slices, then cooked until the cheese is melted.