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If you have braces, pispronouncing s's and spitting. Also, progressively mumbling into incoherence as you speak
by Kevin March 9, 2005
Get the talking timmymug. by Kevin May 1, 2006
Get the Yak Buttmug. when your ass is wet and you sit down for a while but by the time you get up the panty is stuck in your asshole so u have to get it outta ur ass
by Kevin February 4, 2004
Get the wedgymug. 1. A crossbreed between the fork and the spoon invented in the 1940's to handle a crisis in Japan.
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors
In modern society, it is important to ensure that you do not offend anyone with your spork. So please, only use sporks when the meal calls for them. Serving sporks with no suitable alternative is not acceptable when soups or sauces are a dominant portion of the meal in question.
As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.
When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.
As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.
When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.
by kevin February 21, 2004
Get the Sporkmug. An expression of supreme frustration and/or ridicule with a situation, or person that is unaware of their total ineptitude.
This term may be masked, for greater hilarity to those parties aware of the dig, with a reference to your friend "Doug Balz."
This term may be masked, for greater hilarity to those parties aware of the dig, with a reference to your friend "Doug Balz."
"You should come to this party tonight--I think it will be cool."
"dogballs to that."
or
"Do you mind if I invite my friend Doug Balz?"
"dogballs to that."
or
"Do you mind if I invite my friend Doug Balz?"
by Kevin December 15, 2003
Get the dogballsmug.