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an online web journal where people post to talk to themselves or to show others their problems. usually includes "i'm bored" or "i finally updated" in most entries. if people don't post a picture of themselves on their xanga, it tells you that they're either really ugly or they're ashamed of how they look.
by kevin May 1, 2006
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Get the man clam mug.1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them
2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event
2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event
1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.
2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.
2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"
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Get the do the math mug.A cash cow that has been milked to death by Fox, ABC, and MTV. The concept was interesting at first, but now the only thing interesting about it is seeing how low the networks will go for ratings. If you watched "Who's Your Daddy?" or "Who wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire?", you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Besides, most of it is staged, anyway.
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