teletubby

An overweight person who likely snacks often infront of the television.

What up? (Fucking teletubby).

by Kevin December 02, 2004

laid

to fuck with someone that you have no interest in.

guess what man, i got laid with that ugly chick up there.

by Kevin October 28, 2003

MTV

A shitty TV station (I use that term LOOSELY, as they can't even be called TV, they're that bad) that tries to dictate what is "cool" and what isn't by brainwashing the world's youth. They show only 2 hours of "music" at MOST (and it's all crap), and the rest of the time they show "reality" TV. What's so real about living in a $4 million mansion with nothing to worry about but 6 other whiny teenagers yelling over bullshit (the "Real" World)? They took all their good shows off the air (Beavis & Butthead, Celebrity Deathmatch, etc.) and their one good show (Jackass) belongs on Comedy Central.

by Kevin September 03, 2003

Herlihy Boy

1. The best house sitting service.

2. A hilarious SNL character of Adam Sandler.

With over 50,000 house sitting services worldwide the Herlihy Boy is by far the best.

by Kevin July 31, 2004

Guilnor

The girl with the longest hair ever =)

Dang, I want to give Guilnor a french braid.

by Kevin November 12, 2004

super

1)A word meaning good or exellent, hasn't been used seriously in decades
2)short for Supervisor

Gee whiz buddies, that'd be super!

My super's been completely breathing down my neck ever since he caught me looking at porn.

by Kevin March 24, 2005

reality tv

A cash cow that has been milked to death by Fox, ABC, and MTV. The concept was interesting at first, but now the only thing interesting about it is seeing how low the networks will go for ratings. If you watched "Who's Your Daddy?" or "Who wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire?", you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Besides, most of it is staged, anyway.

Just watch the news if you want reality.

by Kevin March 27, 2005