kevin's definitions

oxymoron

Two words that contradict each other.

AOL High-Speed

by Kevin November 17, 2003

fudge nugget

A little piece of feces that sticks to your penis after being the giver in a round of anal sex

when I pulled it out of her ass, there was a little fudge nugget on the top of my junk, so I wiped it up, and licked my finger.

by Kevin February 5, 2004

Ghetto Conversation

Instead of calling, or walking to a neighbors home, the act of screaming really loudly to communicate.

I didn't know she lived so close that we could have ghetto conversations.

A Ghetto Conversation

"HEY, KEVIN DO YOU WORK TODAY?!"
"NO, YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING?!"
"HELL NO, NOT WITH YOU! JUST WONDERING IF YOUR OUT OF YOU'RE HOUSE OR NOT!"
"OK THANKS!"

by Kevin December 28, 2005

Plungerboard

Plungerboard Most commonly associated with the term: PlungerBoarding: Def. - (a) To ride a Broken Taped together Skateboard with a Plunger attatched to it, aswell as Footrests. Riding down large hills is most common: Pl. - Plungerboards.

"Damn, Plungerboarding at 3am is so sweet, this is the best idea ever!"

by Kevin November 27, 2003

salty

the feeling after you do something stupid, that if you didnt have such big ego, your wouldnt of done

When the girl was trying to be funny, she anounced the inside joke to the class, to which she got no laughter. She then felt salty.

by Kevin April 4, 2004

a perfect change

Three quarters, two dimes, two nickels, and five pennies. Something people carry when they want to get rid of their change.

"Perfect change" is what you give a casier so you don't get change back. "A perfect change" is the combination of coins you might carry so you can give perfect change.

Cashier: The total comes to $6.68
Customer: *gives her a five, a one, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.
Cashier: Your change comes to...um...nothing.

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Man, I've got a lot of coins. I should probably make a perfect change.

by Kevin February 18, 2009

The pile driver

Sexual position when the woman is leaned on her bed to as where her shoulders are the only thing on the bed, the male can either sit on her or stand up and vertically penetrate the woman's anus or vagina many times.

gave her the pile driver yesterday

by kevin February 9, 2005