kevin's definitions

do the math

1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them

2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event

1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.

2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"

by Kevin April 7, 2005

Dump and Pump

To masterbate while defecating simultaneously.

Kevin couldn't find anything to read while on the can and decided to pull off a dump and pump.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

fake friend

Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.

“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis

by Kevin December 3, 2004

bitch wipe

1. an insult that is a combination of bitch and asswipe.

2. a wetnap/wash cloth/baby wipe that you clean your bitch with.

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are perfect examples of what a bitch wipe is.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

indeed

Kevin's Word, no one else, never.

Me: Indeed.
You: Oh really now?

by Kevin June 12, 2004

reality tv

A cash cow that has been milked to death by Fox, ABC, and MTV. The concept was interesting at first, but now the only thing interesting about it is seeing how low the networks will go for ratings. If you watched "Who's Your Daddy?" or "Who wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire?", you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Besides, most of it is staged, anyway.

Just watch the news if you want reality.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

titty baby

a crybaby, someone who whines about something.

Michelle is a titty baby. Always crying like a little puto

by Kevin May 13, 2005