kevin's definitions

hawthorne heights

this is bullshit and not true. "hawthorne heights is an fukin rad band.. not very well known but deserve to be.. its emo!!! but it is also screamo..."

1. hawthorne heights IS very well known
2. hawthorne heights is NOT emo
3. hawthorne heights is NOT screamo
4. hawthorne heights sucks

see definitions of screamo for a better explanation

sucks. teh suck. blowz. sux0rz. man hawthorne heights is the worst band since everclear

by kevin March 1, 2005

carnal knowledge

The euphamish the federal government uses for sex. Doesn't make sense unless you know what "carnal knowledge" is. Otherwise it seems like the government is defining rape as knowing something about females.

"Rape is the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will."

by Kevin July 14, 2008

Big Country Breakfast

1. a breakfast item offered at Hardees which is loaded with fat, calories, and cholesterol.

2. a heart attack waiting to happen.

Dean order a Big Country Breakfast and later died of a heart attack.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

going kucich

v. staying in your room and making minimal human contact until January for some trivial thing; getting overly upset about a trivial thing; self-mutilation or suicide

John went kucich after his girlfriend said she would love to hump Ben Affleck

by Kevin October 25, 2004

stealth mode

Taking the cover of the Ti-83 calculator and, instead of sliding it all the way on the back of the unit, placing it at a 100 degree angle from the unit. John McClintock does this.

John McClintock Stealth Mode

by Kevin February 15, 2004

scanky

a nasty dirty lowlife female

That scanky looking bitch from the trailor park is gross.

by Kevin August 14, 2004

talking timmy

If you have braces, pispronouncing s's and spitting. Also, progressively mumbling into incoherence as you speak

I just got braces in, does it sound like I'm talking timmy?

by Kevin March 9, 2005