kevin's definitions

votca

a drink that rob likes to have

rob go drink some votca

by Kevin January 6, 2004

burnt weaner

When you wack off to hard and chafe your dick.

Dude, last night I jacked off so hard I got a burnt weaner.

by Kevin February 25, 2005

Gordo

1. An annoying character from that TV show Lizzie McGuire aka David Gordon.

2. A nickname for people who have Gordon as their first or last name.

Gordo has a bad haircut.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

Piera

Piera can be used for many things.

Oh, don't be such a Piera.

Don't make me go Piera on your ass.

Did you go to the Piera school of management?

by Kevin December 12, 2003

smeg head

similair to calling someone an asshole or totall gitt.
Comes from the root word "Smeg" as in cheese dick.

Rimmer, you are a totall smeg head!

by Kevin February 17, 2003

rorcat

When someone named Cahterine need to be responded to with "Roxor", this is the correct response.

by Kevin August 15, 2003

New England Patriots

A football team in the NFL. They were orginally an AFL team in the 1960's, but merged with the NFL in the AFL/NFL merger in 1970's. They had a bad team threw the 70's, a good team in '85, and a bad team until 1997 when they were beat by the Packers in the Super Bowl. They beat the Rams in '01 in the Super Bowl and the Panthers in '03. They'll win it in '04.

The Patriots have so many good players, there is no way they can win!

by Kevin January 16, 2005