kevin's definitions

nerd

one who puts books, learning, or computers in front of everything else. has to be extremely precise about everything, is a perfectionist, and has no connections with the present time. strangely, their handwriting seems to be uglier than a hairy pussy.

me: hey wanna play basketball this afternoon?
nerd: online?
me: LMAO
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me: dude stop singing its annoying.
nerd: i'm not singing, i'm humming.
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me: you goin to the school dance?
nerd: nah i wanna learn one chapter ahead cause i want to get the 5 bonus points on the next test.
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me: holy shit dawg get down the principals coming.
nerd: umm whats a dawg?
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teacher: number 13, the answer is..
nerd: wait on number 12, my friend forgot to capitalize and he didn't put a period...

by Kevin October 15, 2006

seprudity

The feeling of appreciating a coworker's dedication without fully understanding his or her job function.

Can be used as an adjective, or as a closing, such as "with seprudity".

Example one: Bill in Accounting is a pretty nice guy, but I can't help feeling seprudity toward him.

Example two: "... and your jokes about funny hats always made us laugh. We'll miss seeing you around the watercooler.

With seprudity,
Your coworkers."

by Kevin August 14, 2008

battle

two skilled rappers (professional or not) do verses until a person is clearly known as the winner. Ususally a crowd judging it.

-Stop the violence, let's have a battle instead.
-.... sure why not.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

hot dog

when a man sticks his dick in a bun and tells a girl to take a bite

by Kevin April 29, 2003

worked

in a competition of skill getting beaten very, very badly

man if you went 1 on 1 with LeBron you would get worked.

by kevin November 29, 2003

teenick

Nickelodeon's pathetic attempt to appeal to the Teenage audience. However, with such disney-esque shows as "Zoey 101", "Ned's Declassified", "Romeo!", among others, no teenager with a freaking brain would want to tolerate that crap.

They try to make it appealing with MTV-style introductions, and with "celebrity" guests who play stupid games, however, these attempts only drive away potential viewers.

12-year-old who thinks he's cool: OMG!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR ZOEY TO COME ON!!!!!!

Normal teenager: Stfu.

by Kevin April 17, 2005

butther

a girl with a great body. Her face is the problem.

"She's got an amazing body, butther face!"

by Kevin January 16, 2004