Road Apple

A person who looks like they have been living on the road. Hippie
That girl is such a road apple, she has hairy armpits and bad body odor.
by Kevin June 03, 2004
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Foot to Ass

The extreme moment of a major ass kicking; and or, a threating slang to warn him, that your foot, will be kicking his ass.
" You fucking idiot, Foot to Ass my frenid if it happens agian."
by Kevin February 14, 2003
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cat face

Cat face has a big cat face, with the body of a cat, and the face of a cat, and he flies through the air because he's got a cat face.

Basically one giant head and a little body, cat face is a minimally anthropomorphic cat which can talk in a French accent but thinks that moths are legal tender and that rubbing something with his face makes it his. Gives sage advice to those that need it. Also tends to be a bit long-winded.
*looking for something to eat*
Cat face: There is no ash flavored with fish in here. There is no poopy wood products favored with beef. What is this? This is no good for me. I must go to the shops, yes.

Cat face: See? I'm rubbing you. There you go. You safe in here. You belong to me.
Old lady: This is a lovely room dearie, but I need to go get my pension.

How about those ash treats shaped like a fish, so you are under the illusion you are eating a fish, but you are not. You are eating the ash.
Store clerk: Not today, no.
Cat face: But ash is very important in my diet! And to my people too! What are you, some sort of catist? That's right, yes, I said it.
Store clerk: We've got real meat treats you kn...
Cat face: You are very funny. You talk, but all I hear is silliness.

Cat face: Cleaning products should be bought from a store, kids, not for the silly prices on your doorstep. 4.99 for scrubbing gloves? What are they made of, huh, diamonds? You should hope not, because that would be scratchy, like my claw.
by Kevin March 06, 2009
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man clam

John went clubbing in search of some man clam.
by kevin November 29, 2006
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alice in chains

One of the most unique and original bands of all time; innovators of grunge rock
I used to think Nirvana was the shit, until I realized how fucking inferior in talent and performance they are to Alice In Chains.
by Kevin May 30, 2003
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drown sound

When someone else in the residence is making annoying noise but you can't, or would rather not, confront them because they wouldn't listen, or would retaliate by criticizing you. So, you make noise (such as playing music) so you don't have to listen to them.
My Sister was belly dancing upstairs, so I plugged my headphones and played some music on the computer for drown sound.
by Kevin September 01, 2006
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