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bizzy

Paul smoked a bizzy with K and J
by Kevin September 7, 2004
mugGet the bizzymug.

republican

an individual who is willing to sacrifice themlives of other people's children so long as his children are not at risk.
one who would have his country revert back to the 19th century if he could find any way to make it happen.
an individual who is willing to lie to the whole world in order to coax them into war.
a total assclown. see also George W. Bush
i can't believe George told the whole world that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, and now, thousands of deaths later there aren't any.
by kevin December 28, 2004
mugGet the republicanmug.

Masturshit

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a shit to save time.
I had to leave the house in 15 minutes so i masturshitted and killed two birds with one stone.
by Kevin March 20, 2008
mugGet the Masturshitmug.

ambulance chaser

typically a lawyer who can be found in hospital emergency rooms soliciting business in regard to the circumstance of the patients therein. it is as if the lawyer had chased the ambulance from the accident scene to the hospital. typically a dishonest person.
"Don't take my word for it", said the ambulance chaser, "I can get you some phat cash for that traffic accident you caused."
by Kevin May 1, 2006
mugGet the ambulance chasermug.

jarome iginla

Jarome Iginla had a hat trick in tonights hockey game.
by Kevin July 25, 2004
mugGet the jarome iginlamug.

stooge

by kevin January 5, 2003
mugGet the stoogemug.

burnt weaner

When you wack off to hard and chafe your dick.
Dude, last night I jacked off so hard I got a burnt weaner.
by Kevin February 25, 2005
mugGet the burnt weanermug.

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