kevin's definitions
1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them
2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event
2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event
1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.
2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.
2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"
by Kevin April 7, 2005
Get the do the mathmug. A football team in the NFL. They were orginally an AFL team in the 1960's, but merged with the NFL in the AFL/NFL merger in 1970's. They had a bad team threw the 70's, a good team in '85, and a bad team until 1997 when they were beat by the Packers in the Super Bowl. They beat the Rams in '01 in the Super Bowl and the Panthers in '03. They'll win it in '04.
by Kevin January 16, 2005
Get the New England Patriotsmug. 1. an insult that is a combination of bitch and asswipe.
2. a wetnap/wash cloth/baby wipe that you clean your bitch with.
2. a wetnap/wash cloth/baby wipe that you clean your bitch with.
by Kevin July 27, 2004
Get the bitch wipemug. A cash cow that has been milked to death by Fox, ABC, and MTV. The concept was interesting at first, but now the only thing interesting about it is seeing how low the networks will go for ratings. If you watched "Who's Your Daddy?" or "Who wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire?", you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Besides, most of it is staged, anyway.
by Kevin May 13, 2005
Get the reality tvmug. A good, although pricey store (but still a bargain bin compared to Abercrombie & Fitch and with better made clothing) that has been given a bad reputation ever since that poser Avril Lavigne (shudders) became popular.
by Kevin September 3, 2003
Get the Hot Topicmug. Derogatory term for a male who has very long hair. Derived from notion that such people don't cut their hair because they're afraid of barbers.
by Kevin July 30, 2008
Get the barberphobemug. by Kevin April 14, 2003
Get the Ginormousmug.