kevin's definitions

do the math

1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them

2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event

1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.

2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"

by Kevin April 7, 2005

rorcat

When someone named Cahterine need to be responded to with "Roxor", this is the correct response.

by Kevin August 15, 2003

New England Patriots

A football team in the NFL. They were orginally an AFL team in the 1960's, but merged with the NFL in the AFL/NFL merger in 1970's. They had a bad team threw the 70's, a good team in '85, and a bad team until 1997 when they were beat by the Packers in the Super Bowl. They beat the Rams in '01 in the Super Bowl and the Panthers in '03. They'll win it in '04.

The Patriots have so many good players, there is no way they can win!

by Kevin January 16, 2005

reality tv

A cash cow that has been milked to death by Fox, ABC, and MTV. The concept was interesting at first, but now the only thing interesting about it is seeing how low the networks will go for ratings. If you watched "Who's Your Daddy?" or "Who wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire?", you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Besides, most of it is staged, anyway.

Just watch the news if you want reality.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

indeed

Kevin's Word, no one else, never.

Me: Indeed.
You: Oh really now?

by Kevin June 12, 2004

boogaloo

Boogaloo is a certain dance when u swing ur shoulders up and down real quick!

Hey ya'll jump on the flo' do break ya neck and get a little boogaloo too!!!!!

by Kevin February 4, 2004

barberphobe

Derogatory term for a male who has very long hair. Derived from notion that such people don't cut their hair because they're afraid of barbers.

That boy in French class has a ponytail. What a barberphobe!

by Kevin July 30, 2008