man clam

a homosexual males anus.

John went clubbing in search of some man clam.

by kevin December 03, 2006

fake friend

Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.

“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis

by Kevin December 03, 2004

bitch wipe

1. an insult that is a combination of bitch and asswipe.

2. a wetnap/wash cloth/baby wipe that you clean your bitch with.

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are perfect examples of what a bitch wipe is.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

titty baby

a crybaby, someone who whines about something.

Michelle is a titty baby. Always crying like a little puto

by Kevin May 13, 2005

indeed

Kevin's Word, no one else, never.

Me: Indeed.
You: Oh really now?

by Kevin June 12, 2004

reality tv

A cash cow that has been milked to death by Fox, ABC, and MTV. The concept was interesting at first, but now the only thing interesting about it is seeing how low the networks will go for ratings. If you watched "Who's Your Daddy?" or "Who wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire?", you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Besides, most of it is staged, anyway.

Just watch the news if you want reality.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

Contemporary

1. Belonging to the same period of time:
2. Of about the same age.
3. Current; modern: contemporary trends in design.
4. A person of the present age.

Dave and Jen were contemporaries.

by Kevin December 07, 2004