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A cash cow that has been milked to death by Fox, ABC, and MTV. The concept was interesting at first, but now the only thing interesting about it is seeing how low the networks will go for ratings. If you watched "Who's Your Daddy?" or "Who wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire?", you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Besides, most of it is staged, anyway.
by Kevin May 13, 2005
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by Kevin July 27, 2004
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Get the mother queer mug.A person that masterbates 21 or more times a week. A person with smalls disease is usually over 6 feet tall and have the first name brendan, once you have this disease there is no turning back. Symptoms include; small dick, increase in height, and red har. If symptoms occur seek help immediately
by Kevin February 10, 2005
Get the Smalls Disease mug.1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.
2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.
3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.
4. a annual embarassment for Texas.
2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.
3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.
4. a annual embarassment for Texas.
Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.
by Kevin July 27, 2004
Get the Red River Shootout mug.The all time worst cable and internet company on earth. Their service blows and is always down, and their customer service department is full of morons, half of whom can barely speak at a 2nd grade level. The board of directors obviously hires idiots for low pay and takes advantage of their monopoly to get rich off of the shittiest company on earth
by Kevin May 26, 2004
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