kevin's definitions

spot blower

Somone who ruins someones plan.

Jaime Spot Blowed because she told the teacher that Carmen was skipping class.

by Kevin June 27, 2004

deuce deuce

when you take your second shit of the day usually happens the day after a night of heavy drinking.

hey Holst how many shits did you take today. Thats funny you ask Kev I just finished my deuce deuce.

by Kevin November 21, 2004

Jolly Rancher

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.

Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

Cutie-pie

A very attractive female that exhibits great beauty and sexiness while maintaining cute lovable charm

Ashley is a cutie-pie!

by Kevin April 23, 2004

super

1)A word meaning good or exellent, hasn't been used seriously in decades
2)short for Supervisor

Gee whiz buddies, that'd be super!

My super's been completely breathing down my neck ever since he caught me looking at porn.

by Kevin March 24, 2005

humpalump

to fuck a fat person in a time of desperation...

Felicia humpalumped Ross in the shed.

by Kevin January 31, 2005

kiddie porn

Child pornography. Can involve kids having sex with each other or a child having sex with an adult.

What Catholic priests whack off to when they're not fucking the altar boys.

There is A LOT of kiddie porn on Kazaa.

by Kevin December 30, 2003