kevin's definitions

Tier System

The Tier System is a much symplified version of the 1-10 system of rating attractiveness based upon first impressions. It works as follows:

Tier 0 : Most attractive possible individual who is also rich and famous.
Tier 1 : Most attractive possible individual who is not rich or famous.
Tier 2 : Very attractive but not in the same league as Tier 1 individuals.
Tier 3 : Somewhat unattractive but acceptable in a pinch.
Tier 4 : Completely unattractive and unacceptable in all sexual contexts.

It is easy to talk about women using the Tier System becasue everyone knows exactly what you are saying.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

Balls

Courage

Dude, you must have some major balls to fuck that shit

by Kevin December 8, 2002

tubed

The phenomenon that occurs when Penny Arcade links to a lesser known website.

"The Gamer Tag Database was definantly tubed when Tycho placed a link to it on the main news page."

by Kevin February 21, 2003

sploit

Exploit

I rooted that nigger's box using the new ssh sploit

by Kevin September 17, 2003

Road Apple

A person who looks like they have been living on the road. Hippie

That girl is such a road apple, she has hairy armpits and bad body odor.

by Kevin June 2, 2004

sketchpad

used tampon

"go eat a sketchpad"

by kevin January 7, 2004

rizzy

rooting back the kevin term right meaning correct or the opposite of left

margo made a rizzy at the traffice light

i was wrong steve you were rizzy

by kevin August 8, 2004