Clap Dance

When your balls are nice and slippery/sweaty (wet in some way) and you arch your legs so that your nuts can swing freely. Then you make them swing back and forth so that they slap up against your gooch and what not and make a clapping sound.
Oh great, Daniel's out of the shower and he's gonna do a clap dance.
by Kevin March 11, 2004
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burnt weaner

When you wack off to hard and chafe your dick.
Dude, last night I jacked off so hard I got a burnt weaner.
by Kevin February 26, 2005
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spot blow

To ruin someones plan, and get them into trouble.

spot blower
"Don't spot blow, i dont want our boss to know that we eat the food out of the kitchen."
by Kevin July 06, 2004
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a perfect change

Three quarters, two dimes, two nickels, and five pennies. Something people carry when they want to get rid of their change.

"Perfect change" is what you give a casier so you don't get change back. "A perfect change" is the combination of coins you might carry so you can give perfect change.
Cashier: The total comes to $6.68
Customer: *gives her a five, a one, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.
Cashier: Your change comes to...um...nothing.

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Man, I've got a lot of coins. I should probably make a perfect change.
by Kevin October 13, 2008
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blindered

1-What they do to horses that pull carriages
2-One who is hardheaded and single minded, 3-People who are so simple they can't think past what they see right in front of them.
Why do they blinder horses, it seems so mean to only let them see in front of them.

When I told my friend the White Stripes need a bassist, he went on about how perfect they are without one. He's just so blindered.

I watched the matrix with my friend, but he's so blindered he said "I've seen way better action movies, why does everyone like this so much?"
by Kevin April 02, 2005
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SOS

Have you seen Summer of Sam??
by Kevin May 05, 2004
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xanga

an online web journal where people post to talk to themselves or to show others their problems. usually includes "i'm bored" or "i finally updated" in most entries. if people don't post a picture of themselves on their xanga, it tells you that they're either really ugly or they're ashamed of how they look.
by kevin February 08, 2004
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