kevin's definitions

rizzy

rooting back the kevin term right meaning correct or the opposite of left

margo made a rizzy at the traffice light

i was wrong steve you were rizzy

by kevin August 8, 2004

texas two hand

When one has a cock of enormous girth and length, and one hand is just not enough.

Man, my slong is so huge, I had to give myself a Texas two hand.

by Kevin March 31, 2005

Good Guy-Bad Guy parking

When another car is parked in a large parallel metered parking space and is some distance from the meter; you park closer to the meter such that it looks like the other person squeezed into your space, rather than that you squeezed into their space thereby forcing a policeman wielding parking tickets to determine who was the "good guy" and who was the "bad guy."

My good guy-bad guy parking worked. The other car got a ticket for parking illegally and I did not.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

tounge

to lick and suck on a girls boobs for pleasure.

i tounged my girl friends tities while we were doin it last night.

by kevin December 6, 2003

Voldy (or Voldie)

Harry Potter fan's pet-form (if you will) of Lord Voldemort, the villian of the series. Used in refering to the Dark Lord in a casual or capricious way, which we can do because we're not terrified of him like the wizarding world of the books is (no wizard in the books would dare utter the name "Voldy", because it would be the rough equivalent of calling Hitler "Hitley" or something---basically, it just wouldn't fly). Also probably used because "Voldy" is a lot shorter than "Voldemort".

Then we discover that he could have possibly been in Harry's place if Voldy would have marked him instead of Harry.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

New Jersey

Where I live. The greatest state in the nation, with the greatest hockey team in North America, the Devils. And the factories are only in the semi-circles around New York and Philadelphia-the rest is pure bliss. Plus, this state is home to one of the greatest universities in the world, Princeton University. NJ rules!!!

Typical moron: Yo dawg, Noo Jerzee's nuthin' but gross, yo!
A New Jerseyian: Umm...have you ever actually BEEN to New Jersey?

by Kevin October 2, 2003

e.e. cummings

The best porno name ever.

by Kevin March 26, 2003