kevin's definitions

ipitime

1) A phonetic spelling of epitome.
2) complete idiot's spelling of epitome.

1)i-pit-i-me: noun

2) DUdE!!!!1 uR lYke tEH ipITiMee oF eVrYtiNG!!!!!11!!!!!1

by Kevin February 27, 2005

physicist

one who studies the natural sciences, and often does research hopefully improving our understanding of how things work. Physicist have made possible the production and use of automobiles and computers, to name but a few.

Oh, that's my friend kevin. He's a physicist.

by kevin September 6, 2003

tittie monga

when you go behind someone and grab both of their nipples and twist. a double tittie twister from behind

I gave my friend a fatty tittie monga.

by Kevin December 9, 2004

hit

A hitman; a contract killer.
One who is paid large amounts of money to kill a certain individual.

Kevin hated Colin, so he paid $500 for a hit to kill him.

by Kevin June 2, 2004

fudge nugget

A little piece of feces that sticks to your penis after being the giver in a round of anal sex

when I pulled it out of her ass, there was a little fudge nugget on the top of my junk, so I wiped it up, and licked my finger.

by Kevin February 5, 2004

oxymoron

Two words that contradict each other.

AOL High-Speed

by Kevin November 17, 2003

Ghetto Conversation

Instead of calling, or walking to a neighbors home, the act of screaming really loudly to communicate.

I didn't know she lived so close that we could have ghetto conversations.

A Ghetto Conversation

"HEY, KEVIN DO YOU WORK TODAY?!"
"NO, YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING?!"
"HELL NO, NOT WITH YOU! JUST WONDERING IF YOUR OUT OF YOU'RE HOUSE OR NOT!"
"OK THANKS!"

by Kevin December 28, 2005