by Kevin April 11, 2003
Get the Titsmug. any man who does a crazy dance in public to entertain friends. Secondary usage: To get a certian yawah all pumped up when she is just trying to sit on her couch. (May or may not be accompanyed by a fly-away.)
by kevin March 25, 2004
Get the fakmug. As Dallas Green once said :"sorry i didnt hear you, i was busy dying in the corner, those last three words destroyed ever inch of me yet you keep speaking."
by kevin July 29, 2004
Get the dallas greenmug. 1. A crossbreed between the fork and the spoon invented in the 1940's to handle a crisis in Japan.
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors
In modern society, it is important to ensure that you do not offend anyone with your spork. So please, only use sporks when the meal calls for them. Serving sporks with no suitable alternative is not acceptable when soups or sauces are a dominant portion of the meal in question.
As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.
When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.
As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.
When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.
by kevin February 21, 2004
Get the Sporkmug. A painting or picture of Satan holding the decapitated head or corpse of Jesus. It is the premiere art form of Satan worshippers around the world.
by Kevin May 01, 2006
Get the Lucidonnamug. noun: a woman/man is in the doggie style position durring sex, when at climax male on top ejaculates in to his own hand and wipes semen into partners mouth.
by kevin December 03, 2006
Get the gravy ladlemug. Fullsize chevrolet SUV truck, debated whether it is in fact an SUV or a truck seeing as how the it is convertible as well as a 4x4. Came with 350s 400s and rarely a 454. Later on the blazer would become the s10 blazer, a nonfullsize pickup non convertible as the fullsize became tahoe after 1995.
by Kevin January 26, 2005
Get the k5mug.