kevin's definitions
Three quarters, two dimes, two nickels, and five pennies. Something people carry when they want to get rid of their change.
"Perfect change" is what you give a casier so you don't get change back. "A perfect change" is the combination of coins you might carry so you can give perfect change.
"Perfect change" is what you give a casier so you don't get change back. "A perfect change" is the combination of coins you might carry so you can give perfect change.
Cashier: The total comes to $6.68
Customer: *gives her a five, a one, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.
Cashier: Your change comes to...um...nothing.
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Man, I've got a lot of coins. I should probably make a perfect change.
Customer: *gives her a five, a one, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.
Cashier: Your change comes to...um...nothing.
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Man, I've got a lot of coins. I should probably make a perfect change.
by Kevin February 18, 2009
Get the a perfect changemug. the feeling after you do something stupid, that if you didnt have such big ego, your wouldnt of done
When the girl was trying to be funny, she anounced the inside joke to the class, to which she got no laughter. She then felt salty.
by Kevin April 4, 2004
Get the saltymug. fastest 4-stroke sportbike available under $15,000
buy a used one for your first bike cause you probably will crash it
buy a used one for your first bike cause you probably will crash it
If Gixxers suck then why did Bimota (A $35,000 UBER FAST Sportbike) use their motors?
R1s are nice but Suzukis are faster
R1s are nice but Suzukis are faster
by Kevin July 6, 2004
Get the gixxermug. 1. A crossbreed between the fork and the spoon invented in the 1940's to handle a crisis in Japan.
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors
In modern society, it is important to ensure that you do not offend anyone with your spork. So please, only use sporks when the meal calls for them. Serving sporks with no suitable alternative is not acceptable when soups or sauces are a dominant portion of the meal in question.
As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.
When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.
As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.
When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.
by kevin February 21, 2004
Get the Sporkmug. by Kevin May 1, 2006
Get the Yak Buttmug. When someone else in the residence is making annoying noise but you can't, or would rather not, confront them because they wouldn't listen, or would retaliate by criticizing you. So, you make noise (such as playing music) so you don't have to listen to them.
My Sister was belly dancing upstairs, so I plugged my headphones and played some music on the computer for drown sound.
by Kevin September 15, 2008
Get the drown soundmug. by kevin September 6, 2003
Get the no means nomug.