kevin's definitions

Vamp

Run away fast,escape,leave

We had to vamp becasue the cops were coming.

by Kevin December 18, 2003

poofinger

the finger of choice, usually used by a man, to scratch his other end. causing the finger to sometimes become stained and/or smelly. thus the term poofinger

the customer counted his change with his brown stained poofinger.

my god you hand stinks like ass, did you wash your poofinger today?

by kevin December 22, 2004

professional

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.

by Kevin May 13, 2004

genocide

"Race murder"

What Hitler did to the Jews was an act of genocide.
Any attemtp to totaly kill off all members of a specific race or culture or nationality or ethnic background.

by Kevin August 18, 2003

Comedy Mixers

House double normally Vodka and then the buyers choice of a "comedy Mixer" such as a Blue Wicked. 1x bottle for 3 to 4 mixers.

A group of pricks that want to get wankered as quick as possible "Ankle Grapper" Bailey's with Tequilla.

by Kevin October 28, 2003

hermaphorditic

having both male and female organs

Max is not a hermaphrodite he is the coolest person in the world

by Kevin April 29, 2003

ass comb

A comb that is used to comb the hair on your hairy ass. You can later cut that hair and weave a blanket for winter.

Vinny recieved an ass comb for Christmas.

by Kevin July 26, 2004