kevin's definitions

towny

a person who favours shiny clothes, normally tracksuits, with large labels and logo's showing wherever possible. Trousers must not cover top of shoes, and a cap, angled skywards, may be worn over short hair. smoking, drinking, and graffiti may be common activities, in attempt to look good... but misserably failin like a little bitch!

poof 1:fuckin townys, always pissin on the street, lets go kick some ass man!!
poof 2: no, remember last time, they smell, and they looked so ashamed afterwards!! they just need a good buggering!!

by kevin October 30, 2003

plano

Suburb of Dallas, Texas. We're pretty diverse.

You got the minorities in the east who beat/shoot each other up.

You got the middle class mixture in the center of the city who is high on pot.

Then you've got the snobbily rich white kids in the west who are high on heroine.

That's the truth. Trust me, I live here. Don't pay attention to any stupid MTV documentary.

by Kevin April 17, 2005

bvvvga

The process by which a man crashes his vehicle due to staring at young scantily clad women walk down a sidewalk.

I had the worst bvvvga today. I need to focus on the road more often.

by Kevin July 22, 2004

shagger

1. A player (someone who has allot of game)
2. Fucker

I am the ultimate shagger.

by Kevin December 23, 2003

Yawk

A gun,strap,pistol, especialy a Glock.

I got them yawk thangs.
Don't make me pull dem yawks.

by Kevin December 19, 2003

alice in chains

One of the most unique and original bands of all time; innovators of grunge rock

I used to think Nirvana was the shit, until I realized how fucking inferior in talent and performance they are to Alice In Chains.

by Kevin May 30, 2003

yetty

a pain satisfying bowel movement

That's the last time I eat Taco Bell before a nine hour road trip; as a result I had to pull off the side of the road and yetty on the birm of the road.

by Kevin September 4, 2003