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A middle-aged, middle-upper class woman who generally drives an SUV, a minivan or a station wagon (the latter of which is rarely seen in this era), and lives in a suburban area such as Parsippany, New Jersey, my hometown. They believe that their children are the most important things in the world, and refuse to let them listen to any music other than Top 40 radio, play any violent video games, or let them watch TV without them nearby, as any of these could supposedly corrupt their fragile minds. They are generally members of the local PTA, and have their kids participate in as many after-school programs as possible, so they could have themselves some "me" time. They usually put soccer ball stickers on their bumpers, tailgates, or gas caps, and are especially notorious for popularizing the infamous "honor student" bumper stickers. Soccer moms are usually homemakers, especially if they have young children, and live of the income generated by their well-paid husbands.
by Kevin January 09, 2005
Person 1: Command and Conquer Generals had the best intro ever!
Person 2: That's bubcus! Oh, sorry, *quieter* That's bubcus.
Person 1: ?
Person 2: The baby's sleeping.
Person 2: That's bubcus! Oh, sorry, *quieter* That's bubcus.
Person 1: ?
Person 2: The baby's sleeping.
by Kevin September 03, 2006
the best movies ever made.. well only the first 3 the episodes sucked major ass. the only super si-fi films you can watch with out being a dork/nerd/geek
by kevin February 29, 2004
Overrated Japanese car company that cons ignorant americans into thinking their cars are made in the USA just because they "assemble" a couple of them here. Build assembly plants in the southern states to avoid paying their workers a decent wage & to avoid the UAW.Bland boring cars & trucks that cant survive longer than 5 years in the north due to cronic rust out.
by Kevin April 10, 2006
A comb that is used to comb the hair on your hairy ass. You can later cut that hair and weave a blanket for winter.
by Kevin July 26, 2004
typically a lawyer who can be found in hospital emergency rooms soliciting business in regard to the circumstance of the patients therein. it is as if the lawyer had chased the ambulance from the accident scene to the hospital. typically a dishonest person.
"Don't take my word for it", said the ambulance chaser, "I can get you some phat cash for that traffic accident you caused."
by Kevin May 01, 2006