Definitions by kevin
gravy ladle
noun: a woman/man is in the doggie style position durring sex, when at climax male on top ejaculates in to his own hand and wipes semen into partners mouth.
gravy ladle by kevin December 3, 2006
nerd
one who puts books, learning, or computers in front of everything else. has to be extremely precise about everything, is a perfectionist, and has no connections with the present time. strangely, their handwriting seems to be uglier than a hairy pussy.
me: hey wanna play basketball this afternoon?
nerd: online?
me: LMAO
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me: dude stop singing its annoying.
nerd: i'm not singing, i'm humming.
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me: you goin to the school dance?
nerd: nah i wanna learn one chapter ahead cause i want to get the 5 bonus points on the next test.
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me: holy shit dawg get down the principals coming.
nerd: umm whats a dawg?
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teacher: number 13, the answer is..
nerd: wait on number 12, my friend forgot to capitalize and he didn't put a period...
nerd: online?
me: LMAO
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me: dude stop singing its annoying.
nerd: i'm not singing, i'm humming.
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me: you goin to the school dance?
nerd: nah i wanna learn one chapter ahead cause i want to get the 5 bonus points on the next test.
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me: holy shit dawg get down the principals coming.
nerd: umm whats a dawg?
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teacher: number 13, the answer is..
nerd: wait on number 12, my friend forgot to capitalize and he didn't put a period...
bubcus
Person 1: Command and Conquer Generals had the best intro ever!
Person 2: That's bubcus! Oh, sorry, *quieter* That's bubcus.
Person 1: ?
Person 2: The baby's sleeping.
Person 2: That's bubcus! Oh, sorry, *quieter* That's bubcus.
Person 1: ?
Person 2: The baby's sleeping.
jungle grundle
This is a condition similar to swamp ass; however, it refers more specifically to profusely sweating balls and taint rather than a sweaty ass crack. Also, the term swamp ass can easily be misconstrued to mean that you have crapped or sharted your pants.
Also, since the term grundle sounds so much like the character Grendel from the epic poem Beowulf, it makes the condition seem all the more beastly and woeful.
This term should probably only be applied to males.
Also, since the term grundle sounds so much like the character Grendel from the epic poem Beowulf, it makes the condition seem all the more beastly and woeful.
This term should probably only be applied to males.
After Denard and I moved my bed, dresser, entertainment center and lots of other stuff to my new third-floor apartment in 90 degree heat, we both had some pungent jungle grundle.
After playing basketball for two hours in the summer heat, my shorts and boxers were soaked, and I had some seriously smelly and wet jungle grundle.
After playing basketball for two hours in the summer heat, my shorts and boxers were soaked, and I had some seriously smelly and wet jungle grundle.
jungle grundle by Kevin August 11, 2006
skinny walker
A novajo belief of a being with a soul but no physical body, said to be a carrier of souls between the plane of the mortal and spiritual world. They are supposed to be the shape of a man, with a wolves face and bare skin, odd jointed, they arent mean to cause harm but it is said if their path is disturbed or interrupted they can turn your world upside down with havoc.
skinny walker by Kevin July 11, 2006