kevin's definitions

ribs

slang term for condoms

im gunna have sex tonight, better go buy some ribs

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Whats up?

What is happEnig friend

what is going on friend?

by Kevin December 4, 2003

lacrosse

1. A game in which two 10-member teams attempt to send a small ball into each other's netted goal, each player being equipped with a crosse or stick at the end of which is a netted pocket for catching, carrying, or throwing the ball.
2. Canadaian slang for masturbation.
3. The name of the Buick LaCrosse, causing many giggles in Quebec.

Example 1:
Guy 1: I play lacrosse.
Guy 2: What are you, a woman?
Guy 1: No, but I like the women on my team.
Guy 2: Dude, but they're totally butch!
Guy 1: I like it that way.

Example 2:
Québécois 1: Voulez-vous aller à la bibliothèque?
Québécois 2: Pas, je veux rentrer à la maison et lacrosse.

Example 3:
Québécois: Oh ho ho, le nom de cette voiture est très drôle!

by Kevin January 13, 2009

fullovum

The process by which a person, or a Hannah exploits their own ability to be full of awesome ideas.

"Gee whiz you sure have some great ideas!"

"I know, I know.. i'm so fullovum!"

by Kevin July 22, 2004

Steffigloo

Steffigloo is a synonym for a jealous bitch.

Oh, don't get all steffigloo because Cyn is so much better than you.

by Kevin December 12, 2003

Contemporary

1. Belonging to the same period of time:
2. Of about the same age.
3. Current; modern: contemporary trends in design.
4. A person of the present age.

Dave and Jen were contemporaries.

by Kevin December 7, 2004

professional

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.

by Kevin May 13, 2004