Definitions by kermit999

tarred with the same bush 

When one catches a dose of the clap from a sexual partner

Hey mate I just slept with your girlfriend and we both have caught the clap, you could say we've been 'tarred with the same BUSH'

tarred with the same bush by kermit999 June 12, 2010

happy stressmass 

wishing someone a happy stressmass is recognition that chrismas is a very stressful time of year??

Instead of wishing Happy Christmas try Happy Stressmass for a different reply from your friends

happy stressmass by kermit999 December 25, 2009

muff bluffer 

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!

muff bluffer by kermit999 December 15, 2009

logged on

when someone shits on you, you have been logged on

Peter logged on me today

logged on by kermit999 October 25, 2009

Penguin Stroke 

Partial masterbation by a prostitute

Prostitute masterbates you with your pants down, just as your going to ejaculate she walks off... resulting in you chasing her whilst your pants are down... she has given you the Penguin Stroke

Penguin Stroke by kermit999 October 24, 2009

Alter your Ring Tone 

You can alter your Ring Tone by squeezing the cheeks of your arse together!!

To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??

Alter your Ring Tone by kermit999 October 23, 2009

Dial a Ride 

To phone up a prostitute for a passionate night etc

Hi I'm phoning up because I need your Dial a Ride service

Dial a Ride by kermit999 October 18, 2009