date and slate

When you go on a date with someone and you end up not liking them, you slag them off to your friends etc, this is called 'date and slate'
I went out with a right awful person last night, they were this....they were that.... in fact what you might call a 'date and slate'
by kermit999 June 30, 2011
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greet and meat

To make love or just a one night shag, is to greet the person then use your penis to meat them, shortened version is to greet and meat them (normally used as meet and greet)
Hey last night I had a one night stand we met and shagged just like a greet and meat!
by kermit999 June 28, 2011
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muff bluffer

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!
by kermit999 December 15, 2009
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tarred with the same bush

When one catches a dose of the clap from a sexual partner
Hey mate I just slept with your girlfriend and we both have caught the clap, you could say we've been 'tarred with the same BUSH'
by kermit999 June 12, 2010
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we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!
we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!
by kermit999 November 26, 2010
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Dial a Ride

To phone up a prostitute for a passionate night etc
Hi I'm phoning up because I need your Dial a Ride service
by kermit999 October 18, 2009
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cummin through on red

cummin through on red, is when you have sex with a woman who's on her period and also means as you know running a red traffic light!
'I'm on my period' don't worry I'm still cummin through on red!
by kermit999 June 16, 2011
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