kermit999's definitions

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate!

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!

by kermit999 November 26, 2010

Dial a Ride

To phone up a prostitute for a passionate night etc

Hi I'm phoning up because I need your Dial a Ride service

by kermit999 October 18, 2009

cummin through on red

cummin through on red, is when you have sex with a woman who's on her period and also means as you know running a red traffic light!

'I'm on my period' don't worry I'm still cummin through on red!

by kermit999 June 16, 2011

date and slate

When you go on a date with someone and you end up not liking them, you slag them off to your friends etc, this is called 'date and slate'

I went out with a right awful person last night, they were this....they were that.... in fact what you might call a 'date and slate'

by kermit999 June 30, 2011

logged on

when someone shits on you, you have been logged on

Peter logged on me today

by kermit999 October 25, 2009

happy stressmass

wishing someone a happy stressmass is recognition that chrismas is a very stressful time of year??

Instead of wishing Happy Christmas try Happy Stressmass for a different reply from your friends

by kermit999 December 25, 2009

friends in high places

friends in high places is when your mates decide to take the drug marujana, maybe in Amsterdam, Holland where it is legal and you are stood outside looking in....you have friends in high places :)

wow! look in there freddie and tommy are totally out of it...yes you could say we have friends in high places

by kermit999 November 22, 2011