happy stressmass

wishing someone a happy stressmass is recognition that chrismas is a very stressful time of year??

Instead of wishing Happy Christmas try Happy Stressmass for a different reply from your friends

by kermit999 December 25, 2009

date and slate

When you go on a date with someone and you end up not liking them, you slag them off to your friends etc, this is called 'date and slate'

I went out with a right awful person last night, they were this....they were that.... in fact what you might call a 'date and slate'

by kermit999 June 29, 2011

muff bluffer

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!

by kermit999 December 15, 2009

Gap Gape Year

a female student that is so sexually active in taking her Gap Year that it becomes a Gap Gape Year!

Wow that's the 5th guy she has been with in one week, she certainly is starting to enjoy her Gap Gape Year!

by kermit999 May 11, 2011

greet and meat

To make love or just a one night shag, is to greet the person then use your penis to meat them, shortened version is to greet and meat them (normally used as meet and greet)

Hey last night I had a one night stand we met and shagged just like a greet and meat!

by kermit999 June 26, 2011

tarred with the same bush

When one catches a dose of the clap from a sexual partner

Hey mate I just slept with your girlfriend and we both have caught the clap, you could say we've been 'tarred with the same BUSH'

by kermit999 June 10, 2010

cummin through on red

cummin through on red, is when you have sex with a woman who's on her period and also means as you know running a red traffic light!

'I'm on my period' don't worry I'm still cummin through on red!

by kermit999 June 16, 2011