keith's definitions

banana hammock

Men's bikini underwear

"I think I'll wear a banana hammock instead of boxers today."

by Keith January 12, 2007

Wooshkiboo

chris williams

retard genes

by Keith March 28, 2004

turkeyfuckin

To light ones cigarette off of the cigarette of another person.

Dude,my lighters beat. Let me get a turkeyfuck off ya

by keith August 9, 2003

Cunt Bake

1) a word of jersey origin, meaning whenever it is over 80 degrees outside and a girl is still wearing sweatpants

2) When a person of swedish origin is lit on fire

wow did you see the news?
-yeah in bern, a cunt bake

sweet

by keith May 13, 2005

Ashtray

The University at Albany, in Albany, NY

I went home for the weekend, but I'm back in the Ashtray now

by Keith October 18, 2004

Innabit

this is as lazy as you can get, a slang term for a short group of three monosyllabic words, "in a bit", often said by stoners of the droitwich high school variety, its trendiness is spreading fast, seeing as its such an easy farewell. Ill see you definitely, but who knows when. just, "Innabit"

"Yeah Im gonna cruise into town and buy some foodstuffs, you want anything?"
"Nah, Im cool"
"K, Innabit"
"Innabit Man"

by Keith May 20, 2003

helkholesh

is meat on stick

-best served with crab juice, or mountain dew.

We do not sell hot dogs, only helkholesh.

by Keith August 23, 2004