Definitions by keifermail

low riders 

Refers to homosexual men wearing their pants low on the hip to expose colorful underwear in an attempt to attract a mate. The low riding pants signifies easy access to the mans rear compartment and not so subtly letting the other man know that he is on the down low. Originated in American prisons as a form of peacocking around the cell block. See alsoteardrop tattoo.

"Since I been wearing my FUBU's low riders style, I been getting hit on by dudes everywhere I go."

low riders by keifermail August 8, 2009

Teleprompter 

Barack Obama'sCrutch and lifeline.

His teleprompter went out and now he has telepromptourettes.

Teleprompter by keifermail August 8, 2009

Assfuckitis 

Chronic state of being an assfuck.

Sheila has a severe case of assfuckitis.

Assfuckitis by keifermail August 8, 2009

Powerball Obama

To be elected President and spend hardworking American's money like you won the Lottery. Named after American lottery game sold through U.S. lotteries as a shared jackpot pool game in 30 states. It is coordinated by the Multi-State Lottery Association (MUSL), a non-profit association formed by an agreement with member lotteries. Powerball is drawn Wednesdays and Saturdays.

Powerball Obama has spent more money in his first 100 days than George Bush spent his entire 8 years in office. You won the presidency, not the lottery, STOP spending our money!

Powerball Obama by keifermail August 7, 2009

Log The Hog 

Reference to a man having sex with a fat chick. To log the hog one has to be a chubby chaser that wins a game of nail the whale.

Dude, Nick brags about all that bearded clam he's been getting, but all he's been doing is logging the hogs. Apparently- Nick loves to log the hog.

Log The Hog by keifermail August 5, 2009

Butch Chaser 

A straight man that is attracted to tom-boyish, more athletic women who dressed simply with little or no makeup, etc. Unfortunately, many of these women are lesbians. See butch, bull dyke, etc. Not to be confused with a fag hag who knowingly befriend homosexual men, the Butch Chaser is simply attracted to women who most often are lesbians by default.

"Steve's a Butch Chaser, he thinks that dump truck driver lady was hot."

Butch Chaser by keifermail July 23, 2009

Snag Lightning 

Southern term to describe a very ugly person. Reserved for the most visually disturbing.

"Sorry dude, I can't be your wingman. I would take one for the team but that girl could snag lightning."

Snag Lightning by keifermail July 13, 2009