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Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.
An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.
"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."
"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."
by keifermail August 21, 2008
Get the trauma seeking behavior mug.Acronym- Come to Jesus Moment! Usually an unexpected and over exciting life cahnging experience similar to watching your dog get run over or seeing your girlfriend kiss another guy.
"I bit into that habernero and had a CTJM."
by keifermail August 22, 2008
Get the CTJM mug.A really fat joint. Not to be confused with a blunt. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.
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Get the Sober mug.A girl that is not overweight at present, but shows great potential to get fat. This is usually best observed in skinny women with huge "cankles." The theory being that God gave her big calves and ankles to support future weight gains.
"Man he better not marry her, she has huge whale potential. She drops out one kid and she'll look like Roseanne Barr."
by keifermail August 22, 2008
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"First thing I did when I got home was whack my pug. I swear I ain't never going to another cheer leading competition."
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