keifermail's definitions
n. A person (not always a female) who has become so addicted to percocet that they will have sex for Percocets when none are available. The irony being that a percocet is generally sold for less than one minimum wage hour and if you offered the same person the cash instead of the pill they would retort, "I ain't no cheap whore. If you want to pay someone $5 for a blow job go find a crack whore."
"Man, Courtney is such a percocet whore. I told her I had three pills and she came over and fucked my brains out. I only gave her two pills. If you want some of that just call her up and tell her you got some Percs."
by keifermail August 22, 2008
Get the Percocet Whoremug. A homonym that sounds like "but her teeth." To call a woman a "butter teeth" is to say her body and face are very attractive but her teeth are disgusting. It is even more fitting if the problem with her teeth is a yellow hue.
by keifermail July 13, 2009
Get the Butter Teethmug. by keifermail August 8, 2009
Get the God's Cruel Jokemug. I went to donate some sperm and she handed me a cup and said "Please manually express semen into this cup.' I was like, "Speak English lady."
"Go jack your dick and come into this cup," she said.
"Go jack your dick and come into this cup," she said.
by keifermail July 12, 2009
Get the manually express semenmug. n. a person who goes to the docter/ER feigning illness in the hopes that they may receive a prescription for their drug of choice. Characterized by the person claiming to have allergies to every drug but the one they want. Much to the seekers dismay, health care providers are taught in school to recognize their obvious addiction.
"Don't believe him, Floyd is a drug seeker; allergic to everything but Percocet, he's here everyday, and was arrested last week for blowing a guy for half a perc."
by keifermail August 23, 2008
Get the drug seekermug. Refers to homosexual men wearing their pants low on the hip to expose colorful underwear in an attempt to attract a mate. The low riding pants signifies easy access to the mans rear compartment and not so subtly letting the other man know that he is on the down low.
by keifermail August 23, 2008
Get the low ridermug. N. Choke the chicken, manhandle the salami, whack off, spank the monkey, manually express semen, beat the meat, shake hands with your one-eyed best friend. To master your own domain.
"First thing I did when I got home was whack my pug. I swear I ain't never going to another cheer leading competition."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
Get the Whack My Pugmug.