51 definitions by keifermail
"I hid in the closet and watched Janet giving up some neck to Randy. It was like Linda Lovelace on Ron Jeremy."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
n. A person (not always a female) who has become so addicted to percocet that they will have sex for Percocets when none are available. The irony being that a percocet is generally sold for less than one minimum wage hour and if you offered the same person the cash instead of the pill they would retort, "I ain't no cheap whore. If you want to pay someone $5 for a blow job go find a crack whore."
"Man, Courtney is such a percocet whore. I told her I had three pills and she came over and fucked my brains out. I only gave her two pills. If you want some of that just call her up and tell her you got some Percs."
by keifermail July 28, 2008
Literally, a low life that is able bodied, yet lives off government assistance. I.E. Welfare, WIC, Food Stamps etc. etc.
In the film Forrest Gump, Forrest asks Lt. Dan what he's doing now when he sees him for the first time after they arrive home. Lt. Dan, who has lost both legs and is confined to a wheelchair, states, "Living off the government tit."
The phrase is a reference to Lt. Dan's receiving a monthly stipen for the loss of his lower limbs.
In recent years, the term has a negative connotation and is often used to describe healthy welfare recipients that are able to work but choose not to because they are satisfied with their welfare checks for doing nothing.
In the film Forrest Gump, Forrest asks Lt. Dan what he's doing now when he sees him for the first time after they arrive home. Lt. Dan, who has lost both legs and is confined to a wheelchair, states, "Living off the government tit."
The phrase is a reference to Lt. Dan's receiving a monthly stipen for the loss of his lower limbs.
In recent years, the term has a negative connotation and is often used to describe healthy welfare recipients that are able to work but choose not to because they are satisfied with their welfare checks for doing nothing.
The people living off the government tit are the largest voter pool for the democratic party.
Living off the government tit is free ride for people who realize government cheese is preferable to gainful employment.
Living off the government tit is free ride for people who realize government cheese is preferable to gainful employment.
by keifermail July 13, 2009
Reference to a man having sex with a fat chick. To log the hog one has to be a chubby chaser that wins a game of nail the whale.
Dude, Nick brags about all that bearded clam he's been getting, but all he's been doing is logging the hogs. Apparently- Nick loves to log the hog.
by keifermail August 5, 2009
An unexpectantly raunchy patch of foul smelling air caused by a nasty fart. A delicacy in the right setting- see dutch oven. Usually the culprit is unknown (see SBD) and most often it is caused by random crop dusting.
by keifermail August 8, 2009
The day after Ruthie said Barack Obama was Osama Bin Laden's first cousin, she pulled it up on Wikipedia and proved that she had read it. We all knew that she went home and wikiwashed the Barack Obama profile.
by keifermail July 27, 2008
Refers to homosexual men wearing their pants low on the hip to expose colorful underwear in an attempt to attract a mate. The low riding pants signifies easy access to the mans rear compartment and not so subtly letting the other man know that he is on the down low. Originated in American prisons as a form of peacocking around the cell block. See alsoteardrop tattoo.
by keifermail August 8, 2009