keifermail's definitions

Nerdgin

Human subspecies of the nerd limb in the tree of life.
Nerd + Virgin = Nerdgin. Usually an adult male still living at home with is mother. See Momma's Boy. Other characteristics include an unhealthy addiction to Star Wars, Computers, Gaming, Technology, Sci Fi, World of Warcraft, Comics etc.

Jonathan wore his Yoda T shirt to the Mensa singles night out. What a nerdgin!

by keifermail October 1, 2009

Manhandle the Salami

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.

"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Whale Potential

A girl that is not overweight at present, but shows great potential to get fat. This is usually best observed in skinny women with huge "cankles." The theory being that God gave her big calves and ankles to support future weight gains.

"Man he better not marry her, she has huge whale potential. She drops out one kid and she'll look like Roseanne Barr."

by keifermail August 22, 2008

Giving up some neck

The act of receiving deepthroat.

"I hid in the closet and watched Janet giving up some neck to Randy. It was like Linda Lovelace on Ron Jeremy."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Whack My Pug

N. Choke the chicken, manhandle the salami, whack off, spank the monkey, manually express semen, beat the meat, shake hands with your one-eyed best friend. To master your own domain.

"First thing I did when I got home was whack my pug. I swear I ain't never going to another cheer leading competition."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Assfuckitis

Chronic state of being an assfuck.

Sheila has a severe case of assfuckitis.

by keifermail August 8, 2009

Lean Over

A light hangover. Very similar to a hangover except you are not hanging, just leaning.

Keifer: "Dude, I feel a little hungover, I only had three beers."
Neal: "You're having a lean over, man. You're only halfway there, you might as well have gotten completely smashed."

by keifermail July 12, 2009