Definitions by keifermail
Nose Tackle
A winning play in the fart game. To fart in someone's general direction on purpose. Literally, to fart in someone's face.
Nose Tackle by keifermail September 12, 2009
Fart Game
The most recent addition to the Summer Olympic Games. The fart game is a game where opponents attempt to fart on each other. Made famous by Eddie Murphy's Delirious in 1983. Though the game has been played since Cain and Abel were adolescents.
"Ahhhh, dude you farted in my face. I had my mouth open and everything. It's on now! Let the fart game begin."
Fart Game by keifermail September 12, 2009
Sober
Sober by keifermail September 6, 2009
Dookie Finger
A coup de grace where one drags their finger through their ass and wipes it under a rivals nose. Though, not used very often after adolescence, a dookie finger carries more weight than a slap in the face with a white glove.
Jacob wanted to give her a dirty sanchez before she dumped him but she wouldn't let him tap that ass, so he had to settle for a dookie finger.
Dookie Finger by keifermail August 14, 2009
Butt Duck
A beautiful term for an extremely Foul smelling fart. The term is made funnier if the fart sounds like quacking duck when expelled from the rectum. Though an SBD can still qualify as a Butt Duck if it is especially foul (emphasis on the word foul/fowl for comic effect). See frequently activated rectal tremble and shit flavored air.
"Fuck Mary, you shit a butt duck! I think you have cancer, something has crawled up your arse and died!"
Butt Duck by keifermail August 8, 2009
Shit Flavored Air
An unexpectantly raunchy patch of foul smelling air caused by a nasty fart. A delicacy in the right setting- see dutch oven. Usually the culprit is unknown (see SBD) and most often it is caused by random crop dusting.
Shit Flavored Air by keifermail August 8, 2009
God's Cruel Joke
God's Cruel Joke by keifermail August 8, 2009