DSP

Day Shift Problem- Acronym used at the end of a night shift to describe a problem that they are leaving for the day shift.
"Don't worry about changing that old ladies shitty diaper dude, it's only 25 minutes to quitin' time, that shit is a DSP."
by keifermail August 22, 2008
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Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.
"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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Percocet Whore

n. A person (not always a female) who has become so addicted to percocet that they will have sex for Percocets when none are available. The irony being that a percocet is generally sold for less than one minimum wage hour and if you offered the same person the cash instead of the pill they would retort, "I ain't no cheap whore. If you want to pay someone $5 for a blow job go find a crack whore."
"Man, Courtney is such a percocet whore. I told her I had three pills and she came over and fucked my brains out. I only gave her two pills. If you want some of that just call her up and tell her you got some Percs."
by keifermail August 22, 2008
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Butter Teeth

A homonym that sounds like "but her teeth." To call a woman a "butter teeth" is to say her body and face are very attractive but her teeth are disgusting. It is even more fitting if the problem with her teeth is a yellow hue.
"I thought she was so hot, then she smiled- butter teeth!"
"Ugghhhh!"
by keifermail July 13, 2009
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Literally, a low life that is able bodied, yet lives off government assistance. I.E. Welfare, WIC, Food Stamps etc. etc.

In the film Forrest Gump, Forrest asks Lt. Dan what he's doing now when he sees him for the first time after they arrive home. Lt. Dan, who has lost both legs and is confined to a wheelchair, states, "Living off the government tit."

The phrase is a reference to Lt. Dan's receiving a monthly stipen for the loss of his lower limbs.

In recent years, the term has a negative connotation and is often used to describe healthy welfare recipients that are able to work but choose not to because they are satisfied with their welfare checks for doing nothing.
The people living off the government tit are the largest voter pool for the democratic party.

Living off the government tit is free ride for people who realize government cheese is preferable to gainful employment.
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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fuck her down

To fuck a girl so correctiy that she is unable to stand afterwards.
K’s girlfriend in Blade Runner 2049, I would Fuck Her Down!
by keifermail January 14, 2018
mugGet the fuck her downmug.

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