keifermail's definitions

Dookie Finger

A coup de grace where one drags their finger through their ass and wipes it under a rivals nose. Though, not used very often after adolescence, a dookie finger carries more weight than a slap in the face with a white glove.

Jacob wanted to give her a dirty sanchez before she dumped him but she wouldn't let him tap that ass, so he had to settle for a dookie finger.

by keifermail August 14, 2009

trauma seeking behavior

Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.

An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.

"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."

by keifermail August 21, 2008

CTJM

Acronym- Come to Jesus Moment! Usually an unexpected and over exciting life cahnging experience similar to watching your dog get run over or seeing your girlfriend kiss another guy.

"I bit into that habernero and had a CTJM."

by keifermail August 22, 2008

Butt Duck

A beautiful term for an extremely Foul smelling fart. The term is made funnier if the fart sounds like quacking duck when expelled from the rectum. Though an SBD can still qualify as a Butt Duck if it is especially foul (emphasis on the word foul/fowl for comic effect). See frequently activated rectal tremble and shit flavored air.

"Fuck Mary, you shit a butt duck! I think you have cancer, something has crawled up your arse and died!"

by keifermail August 8, 2009

Giving up some neck

The act of receiving deepthroat.

"I hid in the closet and watched Janet giving up some neck to Randy. It was like Linda Lovelace on Ron Jeremy."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Finishing Position

N. Alternate name for doggy style. The name is derived from men's inability to last very long in this position. Hence, once he starts getting it doggie, he's finished.

"Ward's ass came home drunk and frisky. He was on top of me riding away- blowing his beer breath all over me, I couldn't take anymore so I rolled over into the finishing position and let nature take it's course."

by keifermail December 10, 2009

Deja Stew

Soup of the day that tastes just like yesterday's but has a different name.

Dude, the Golden Lentil Soup tastes just like yesterday's Newfoundland Style Pea Soup- deja stew!

by keifermail December 24, 2009