keifermail's definitions

Dookie Finger

A coup de grace where one drags their finger through their ass and wipes it under a rivals nose. Though, not used very often after adolescence, a dookie finger carries more weight than a slap in the face with a white glove.

Jacob wanted to give her a dirty sanchez before she dumped him but she wouldn't let him tap that ass, so he had to settle for a dookie finger.

by keifermail August 14, 2009

Snag Lightning

Southern term to describe a very ugly person. Reserved for the most visually disturbing.

"Sorry dude, I can't be your wingman. I would take one for the team but that girl could snag lightning."

by keifermail July 13, 2009

Keith

A really fat joint. Not to be confused with a blunt. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.

"Hey don't Bogart my Keith."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

beerterrogation

A process of extracting secret information from someone by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their ability to control their tongue.

We took the manager out and did some shots and pitchers. The beerterrogation worked, before long he admitted layoffs were coming.

by keifermail October 2, 2008

Giving up some neck

The act of receiving deepthroat.

"I hid in the closet and watched Janet giving up some neck to Randy. It was like Linda Lovelace on Ron Jeremy."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Lean Over

A light hangover. Very similar to a hangover except you are not hanging, just leaning.

Keifer: "Dude, I feel a little hungover, I only had three beers."
Neal: "You're having a lean over, man. You're only halfway there, you might as well have gotten completely smashed."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Whack My Pug

N. Choke the chicken, manhandle the salami, whack off, spank the monkey, manually express semen, beat the meat, shake hands with your one-eyed best friend. To master your own domain.

"First thing I did when I got home was whack my pug. I swear I ain't never going to another cheer leading competition."

by keifermail July 12, 2009