keifermail's definitions

Assfuckitis

Chronic state of being an assfuck.

Sheila has a severe case of assfuckitis.

by keifermail August 8, 2009

Deja Stew

Soup of the day that tastes just like yesterday's but has a different name.

Dude, the Golden Lentil Soup tastes just like yesterday's Newfoundland Style Pea Soup- deja stew!

by keifermail December 24, 2009

Giving up some neck

The act of receiving deepthroat.

"I hid in the closet and watched Janet giving up some neck to Randy. It was like Linda Lovelace on Ron Jeremy."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Finishing Position

N. Alternate name for doggy style. The name is derived from men's inability to last very long in this position. Hence, once he starts getting it doggie, he's finished.

"Ward's ass came home drunk and frisky. He was on top of me riding away- blowing his beer breath all over me, I couldn't take anymore so I rolled over into the finishing position and let nature take it's course."

by keifermail December 10, 2009

Lean Over

A light hangover. Very similar to a hangover except you are not hanging, just leaning.

Keifer: "Dude, I feel a little hungover, I only had three beers."
Neal: "You're having a lean over, man. You're only halfway there, you might as well have gotten completely smashed."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Tards

Simply, the plural form of the word tard. More than one tard.

Democrats are tards!

by keifermail September 22, 2009

drug seeker

n. a person who goes to the docter/ER feigning illness in the hopes that they may receive a prescription for their drug of choice. Characterized by the person claiming to have allergies to every drug but the one they want. Much to the seekers dismay, health care providers are taught in school to recognize their obvious addiction.

"Don't believe him, Floyd is a drug seeker; allergic to everything but Percocet, he's here everyday, and was arrested last week for blowing a guy for half a perc."

by keifermail August 23, 2008