kdawg's definitions

chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'

Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by kdawg April 10, 2003

schmuckle

n. Male semen, often used when discussing ejaculation.
v. To ejaculate.

Dude, i think i just schmuckled all over my baby blanket!

by kdawg September 27, 2003

double commando

female: to wear neither panties nor bra

After swimteam practice, im going double commando because i dont have any undergarments with me.

by kdawg June 7, 2003

vexy

very sexy

I thought of very and sexy and combined the two together, and that translated to vexy.

1. Yo, that chick was so vexy. I want to do her.

2. That vexy chick, she's da bomb!

by Kdawg January 31, 2005

dodn't

don't.


Thought it would be funny to say dodn't instead of don't.

Dodn't take my kids away, you bast.

Dodn't look over there, it may hurt yo' eyes. There there, Daddy's here.

by KDAWG February 2, 2005

wanksta

Some1 who wants to be a gangsta but they arent one...they dont have the lifestyle, etc.

50 cent is a wanksta...ja rule is a real gangsta FO SHO

by kdawg March 22, 2003

Good Morning

The king of oxymorons. Good mornings don't exist to many citizens of the world. EVER.

Steve: "Good morning, Chuck."
Chuck: "Fuck you."

by KDAWG April 15, 2005