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leah dizon

Hottest babe in the import modeling scene! Sooooooo beautiful.
Leah Dizon, we should get married, right now, and we can adopt if you wish to retain your beauty forever.
by KDAWG April 15, 2005
mugGet the leah dizonmug.

schmuckle

n. Male semen, often used when discussing ejaculation.
v. To ejaculate.
Dude, i think i just schmuckled all over my baby blanket!
by kdawg September 27, 2003
mugGet the schmucklemug.

candyflip

To candyflip, a verb. The original Manchester term used for eating E and LSD at the same time, referencing the candy "e" giving you sweet feelings and the LSD *flipping your punk ass out!*
When we went to those raves back in '90 and '91, a lot of people were candyflipping. The music was really fun to dance to and there weren't all these candy ravers and etards then.
by KDawg July 11, 2004
mugGet the candyflipmug.

chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'
Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.
by kdawg April 10, 2003
mugGet the chip the keepermug.

80D

"Hey! (do) You ever think UMITE HaB 80D?"
by KDAWG April 15, 2005
mugGet the 80Dmug.

guitar center

1.A crowded place where many people believe it is still 1982. 2.A place of business motivated to sell guitars. 3.A place where the workers shred and make you feel subhuman.
Guitar center is whack. Check Ebay.
by KDAWG April 15, 2005
mugGet the guitar centermug.

Four twenty

Adolf Hitler's celebrated birthdate.
It's four twenty, lets get blazed in memory of our misunderstood father. The Holocaust is liberal propaganda. ya' heard?
by KDAWG April 15, 2005
mugGet the Four twentymug.

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