duff

Generic term for beer. Originates from The Simpsons cartoon series, where Duff is the brand of beer characters drink.
"Pass me that duff". "You bring the weed and I'll bring the duff!"
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
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BUM JOB

British slang for analingus. When someone licks or tongues ('eats out') their partner's anus. Other phrases for the same thing include rimjob or 'butt job'.
She gave me a blowjob and then she gave me a bum job.
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
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bumjob

British slang for analingus. When someone licks or tongues ('eats out') their partner's anus. Other phrases for the same thing include 'rim job' or 'butt job'.
She gave me a blowjob then licked my balls and then she gave me a bumjob.
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
mugGet the bumjobmug.

glasgow handshake

To headbutt someone. See also glasgow kiss. Popular in Scotland, apparently.
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
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shirt potatoes

See breasts, tits or boobs.
My god, look at those shirt potatoes!
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
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lovely jubbly

Excellent. As popularised by 'Only Fools And Horses', a sitcom watched by over 30m Britons at its peak. Used when a person hear's pleasing news, or gets a storke of good luck.
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
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hookey

Crooked, dodgy, bent. Illegal, contraband.
"These goods are hookey."
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
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