when you're injured to the point that you can't fully function anymore. its hard or impossible to walk, use your hands, see, talk, write, hear, etc. hard to do daily functions. commonly used to describe one's condition after a skateboaring related injury, thus meaning it's hard to skate anymore because of the injury
that guy tried to ollie a 20 set and he rolled both his ankles, they broke. he can't walk for a few months and his skating career is basically down the tubes... he's totally jacked
by karl March 20, 2005
An ancient race of humanoids from planet of the same name. Some famous Vulcans include Spock, Sarek, Surak, T'Pau. T'Pol' T'Pring
by Karl November 21, 2004
commonly stands for 'Just Kidding' when used online, but can also refer to the ultimate comedian of all time, John Kerry. so whenever you use 'JK', you can think of it as respectfully telling the truth and saluting the world's greatest comedian at the same time!
J.K. was jk about all that 'running for president' stuff... we all knew anyways. well, at least those of us with some moral backbone and decisiveness at least.
by karl December 29, 2004
two guys named tom and ed who essentially founded a variation of electronica known as "big beat" in the 90's. however, many beleive that the group cannot be classified into one specific genre, and their music is eclectic and shows influences from places outside of electronic music (such as rock and even hip-hop).
their first few albums displayed huge amounts of creativity and originality (such as "dig your own hole" and "surrender") that obviously could not be sustained for very long. i beleive they have passed their prime; and they know it, so they are currently collaborating with other artists, and the music they do now sounds almost nothing like their past.
their first few albums displayed huge amounts of creativity and originality (such as "dig your own hole" and "surrender") that obviously could not be sustained for very long. i beleive they have passed their prime; and they know it, so they are currently collaborating with other artists, and the music they do now sounds almost nothing like their past.
the crystal method, fatboy slim, and the chemical brothers are all credited with the foundation of "big beat"
one song of theirs that became really popular was "block rockin' beats".
one song of theirs that became really popular was "block rockin' beats".
by karl July 09, 2005
an occupation that involves taking (stripping) one's clothes off for the sexual stimulation of others. most strippers are female.
when a woman is a stripper, the only thing she has to be proud of herself is her body. her mind, her creativity and her emotions ultimately become something of little value and importance. it is depressing to know that some women think that the only thing valueable about themselves is their body and what they can do with it.
by karl July 24, 2004
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