kaisermonkey's definitions

blink-182

An awesome band that started in California. Their first and second CDs, Cheshire Cat and Buddha, didn't get much recognition, but with the arrival of Dude Ranch and especially Enema of the State they became famous. They aren't considered punk because they have a wide fan base and not all of their songs are rebellious. Either way, their songs are all great (except for some on their newest album), and they are by far the funniest and most original band ever to exist.

Talk to you every now and then
Never felt so alone again
I stop to think at a wishing well
Thoughts send me on a carousel

by KaiserMonkey September 16, 2005

maxorized

The state of being maxed out, full, unable to add anything else, etc.

"My credit card is totally MAXORIZED!"

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

monkey

The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.

I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.

by KaiserMonkey August 26, 2003

eve 6

One of the best fucking bands ever. Best known for their remake of "Here's to the Night" and their hits "Inside Out" and "Think Twice".

"I'm going to go listen to Eve 6."

by KaiserMonkey August 24, 2003

conkers

Short for Conker's Bad Fur Day, one of the best video games for the nintendo 64. It has a great 1 player mode and tons of 2 player minigames such as War, Deathmatch, Beach, Colors, etc. Tons of fun with 4 people, invite your friends over!

"I'm going to play some Conker's. Wanna come?"

by KaiserMonkey September 14, 2003

that darn cat

(1) One of the worst movies ever, which was actually remade for unknown reasons by Disney in the early 90s. Involves the adventures of a girl searching for a cat. That's it. The ONLY movie worse than this shit is Kangaroo Jack.
(2) The non-offensive way to express anger at a cat.

(1)Dude 1: "What's on TV?"
Dude 2: "That Darn Cat."
Dude 1: (leaves)
(2) "That darn cat! Well, at least now I don't have to get a vasectomy.

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

Trogdor

(1) One who burninates (thatched-roof huts, peoples, etc.)
(2) A dragon drawn by wordStrong Bad/word on HomestarRunner.com made from an S, a more different S, consummate V's, and one muscle arm.

(1) "Did you see that d00d with the flamethrower?" "Ya man, that guy is the kickin Trogdor."
(2) "And Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination."

by KaiserMonkey August 18, 2003