kaboom's definitions

Chicago Dump Truck

During sex, you turn around and proceed to make beeping sounds like a truck as you back up onto a girl, then take a shit on her chest.

Here comes the Chicago Dump Truck!
*Beep beep beep beep*

by KaBoom February 14, 2014

Mrs. Mijuskovic

The definition of beached whale. She parks in handicapped spots with her giant ass truck, even though being morbidly obese doesn't count. She and her her bitch counterpart, Mrs. Huffman believe technology is the definition of Satan, EVEN THOUGH SHE USES HER GODDAMN PHONE IN FRONT OF THE STUDENTS. If you use your phone, you don't need to worry about Mrs. Mijuskovic, because you hear her from motherfucking China coming down the hallway. But be aware, Mrs. Huffman is always sneaking around and hiding behind the fat that ensues! If you go to Viera High School , do your best to call her out on her actions and film it. Maybe it'll get this hypocritical cancer out of the school.

Look out! Mrs. Mijuskovic is coming!
*Pictures fall off wall*
ME HUNGRY FOR TECHNOLOGY!
*Eats phone*

by KaBoom February 14, 2014

Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.

Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.

by KaBoom August 14, 2014

simi valley

Small town in Southern California, that is supposed to be "the safest place", sure, if you like tons of teenage druggies, violent teenage guys, and white supremests.

"I'm on LSD, meth, crack... and other stuff."
"Where do you live?"
"Oh, um Simi Valley."

by Kaboom December 31, 2004

brip

an outright falsehood

He was spewing brips.

by kaboom February 24, 2005

aruba

hevan, a place with no drinking age or restrictions where yuo can fuck and blaze and do all that shit that yuo want to and its fucking awesome. i love aruba a whole fucking lot its infuckingcredible.

i went to aruba and screwed and drank and had a helluva time. it was paradise.

by kaboom April 28, 2004

getto booty

A female with a large ass and large thighs

DAMN! that bitch got some ga-toe Boo-tee

by Kaboom June 16, 2003