Definitions by kAne
VELVET GOLDMINE
possibly the greatest movie of all time
that Only cool people like
the world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold , the curves of your lips rewrite history
that Only cool people like
the world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold , the curves of your lips rewrite history
VELVET GOLDMINE by kane February 23, 2005
Doggie door
While a man is having sex with a woman, she farts causing his testicles to swing back and forth; similar to a dog door.
Doggie door by Kane October 7, 2004
splash mountain
When a woman is giving a man a blow-job on the tiolet (AKA Blumpkin), the man's poop causes the toilet water to splash into the woman's face.
splash mountain by Kane October 7, 2004
shit monkey
any obvious lying fucking primate bi-pedal asshole espousing falsehoods out of it's rectum-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.Everything that falls out of these creatures is pure shit,hence-"shit monkey"
George W. Bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. Right next to the phrase-"blatant shitmonkeyness". There are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. They can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.
shit monkey by KANE August 3, 2004
GATOR
Gator Advertising corperation is a bunch of fucked up motherfuckers who think it is a viable business venture to download programs to your comp without you knowing about it, then use them to download MORE programs and spy on you, and THEN sell that info to ad- companies that will send u popups and ads and even steal ur passwords and shit. FUCK GATOR. damn spyware pussies. Any good l33ts out there still, better than me, FUCK THEIR SERVERS OVER just for kicks.
I got that FUCKING precisiontime spyware shit from GATOR on my comp again, it fucked up my registry, I am SOO gonna take an acetelyne torch to their fucking server, since I cant seem to kill it any other way.