jw's definitions

NMP

not my president ...

george w bush is NMP!

by jw February 27, 2005

morass

mo·rass (mè-räs', mô-)n. 1. An area of low-lying, soggy ground. 2. Something that hinders, engulfs, or overwhelms. -

I got morass than you this weekend

by jw July 18, 2004

svaha

The interval of time between when one sees lightning and when one hears the thunder clap.

You can tell how far away the lightning is by counting the svaha. Each second is about 1100 feet of distance from you because light travels at the speed of light and sound travels at about 750 miles per hour (or 1100 feet per second).

by JW May 28, 2004

monkey jizz

A special kind of jizz .. fresh from a monkey ... what dreams are made of ... what you want the people in your company to be full of !... to have the power of greyskull.

Your a monkey jizzer - you are soooo good ... you are the best salesman around in this company !

by jw March 20, 2005

wilmo

Short for Wilmington, Delaware.

Are you going to be home in Wilmo over break and hang out in Trolley Square?

by JW February 17, 2008

beevo

(n) the act of tucking one's penis between the legs, pretending to have a lady's front bottom

Dave was a big chap, but his Beevo made my wee wee go hard

by jw September 10, 2003

hit the elevator

An expression used saying that mistakes are okay if they can still be corrected before a letter or package goes out the door or in the mailbox to the recipient. It refers to an office building that has a staff member who carries the mail to the mailbox. Once that person has hit the elevator, then the die is cast and the errors cannot be corrected.

Alternatively, it can be used to refer to hitting the send button and sending an e-mail that cannot be undone.

As long as it is okay when it hits the elevator. -boss

Oh man, my love letter to her is addressed to the listserver and it has already hit the elevator.

by JW July 1, 2009