limp cock

The inability of a man to get or maintain an erection in circumstances where the opportunity and the desire for sex is present. The psychological causes, among others, can include intimidation, insecurity, sexual humiliation, and feelings of inadequacy. Such feelings are often triggered by the discovery of his wife's infidelities, and can have a major impact on the future of the marriage.
Bonnie admitted to her husband one night that in desperation from the sexual neglect she had been suffering at home, she had for several years been seeking out and getting the heaven she craved from the stiff cocks of other men. And she blamed it all on him.

Mike thought about all the fights they'd had about sex, about all the times Bonnie had threatened him over the years. He thought about the times she had stormed out, and when he had demanded to know where she was going, she had snapped, "out to get fucked." But in his state of denial, he kept believing they were just idle threats and he ignored them.

But with the bitter truth crashing down around him, Mike became impotent because of the humiliation and shame and had a limp cock for months afterward.

Although Bonnie assured him that none of his friends or coworkers knew, and that she'd only been pussy for strangers, Mike felt trapped. To leave Bonnie and divorce her would mean that all the humiliating details would come out, and everyone would know he had been a sexually inadequate cuckold.

Mike couldn't bear that, so he tried to counter the humiliation he felt and his need to keep it all a secret, by publicly pretending that everything was normal and under control in their marriage. But his impotence meant that Bonnie still needed other men in order to get off, and Mike was forced to learn to accept it. There were no more secrets between them. Mike became Bonnie's anguished but submissive limp cuck hubby who had to wait up for her, while Bonnie fucked around.
by July41944 August 04, 2009
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Internet snatch

A girl or woman, married or single, who is willingly or unknowingly photographed or filmed in sexually graphic or provocative positions or poses, either completely naked, or in provocative and revealing clothing, with the intention of the photographer to post the best photos and videos on the Internet.
1. Gary and Bonnie were both intensely aroused while he photographed her naked, excited by their planning to post them online, knowing guys and maybe even women would be getting off as they enjoyed her shameless naked poses, while her husband had no idea his darling was one more Internet snatch.

2. When Pat got his wife Gerry home from the party, she was totally wasted and out of it. He dumped her on the bed, and as she fell into a deeper and deeper sleep, he slowly undressed her, then positioned her provocatively. Next, standing on a kitchen chair, he began taking a series of photographs, moving her body into new, increasingly lewd and revealing positions as he progressed. Then afterwards, he uploaded the best, most arousing images to the computer and posted them on a favorite website of his. He then emailed several cyber friends to let them know the photos had posted. Although Gerry had no idea, she had become an Internet snatch for a select few of her husband's friends.
by July41944 June 02, 2009
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cunt

While often derogatory, also descriptive of a female radiating strong sexual attractiveness and allure.
Guys whispered that my wife was a smokin' hot cunt.

That little cunt is an absolute cock stiffener.
by July41944 May 28, 2009
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sexual denial

1. A situation in which one member of a couple is failing to meet the other's sexual needs.

2. A state of mind in which a spouse or significant other refuses to accept all evidence that their mate is being unfaithful.
1. Although Bonnie continually fought with her husband about their lack of sufficient sexual contact, Mike refused to acknowledge that Bonnie had a more powerful sex drive than he did, and that he needed to try harder to satisfy her. He continued to leave Bonnie in a frustrated state of sexual denial.

2. Even though several of Mike's female friends warned him that there was "only one reason" why his hot young blue-eyed wife would want to go to a popular predatory pick up bar alone, Mike refused to believe them, and kept letting Bonnie go there. Later, when Bonnie confessed and he found out that his friends had been right, Mike finally had to face the truth that his darling had been getting the sex she craved in passionate Friday night couplings with the handsome strangers she hooked up with. And Mike was forced to admit that he had made it all possible, even acting as Bonnie's enabler, by remaining cocooned in his self-created fantasy world of sexual denial, while she went out.
by July41944 August 01, 2009
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lap snatch

A woman or girl who likes to sit on men's laps, either aware or unaware that they are causing the men to become intensely sexually aroused.
Bonnie began to feel less inhibited at the office, and began flirting back with some of the men by sitting on their laps and being a tease. Word got around to others, including Mike's friends, that his wife had become a little cockteasing lap snatch at work.

Tweenie Katie seemed to have no idea she was being such a lap snatch, the way she drove her uncle crazy when she sat on his lap.
by July41944 June 21, 2009
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cock bait

A girl or woman dressed and/or with makeup applied in such a way as to be a sexual lure to men.
The first thing Bonnie did when entering the bar was to change into a shorter skirt and remove her bra in the ladies' room. She completed her transformation by letting down her hair and applying more lipstick to emphasize her mouth.

After she put her more modest skirt and her bra in the trunk, when she was returning to take her seat alone at the bar, she felt the men's eyes on her. So many men's eyes, caressing her and undressing her, stripping her naked. Almost immediately the bartender placed a drink in front of her. "From that gentleman over there," he told her.

She took a sip, looked at the man and smiled. For a brief moment she thought about her husband at home with the kids, about the argument they'd had about her going out. Cock bait is what he'd called her, even before she'd left home. "If he thought I was cock bait then," she thought defiantly, "he should see me now."

The handsome young man who had bought her the drink was already moving around the bar, in her direction. Yes he had eyes like that, he was looking at her with bold probing eyes like the others. She gave a shiver of anticipation, allowing herself to imagine where the night might lead, how it might end. She knew she'd be drunk by then; she knew how she got when she was drunk. "I'm cock bait," she thought. "Yes."
by July41944 May 31, 2009
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cunt kiss

A sexy, passionate kiss shared by two women.
The room buzzed with excitement when Mike's wife Bonnie shared a very public cunt kiss with Mary Jane at midnight of the New Year's Eve party.

Aunt Angie took advantage and gave her sister's little 10 year old daughter Lindy her first experience of a cunt kiss.
by july41944 August 13, 2009
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