schwasted

the condition of being inebraited, particularly likely in cananda, symptons include stumbling, vomiting, and being escorting out of clubs and bars by staff members

Why is Ashley always schwasted?
Please don't kick us out for being schwasted.

by jules March 11, 2004

blowfish

when you have had a copious amount of sex and your bits get sore, puffy and smell of fish.

We were at it all night and now I have a serious case of blowfish.

by Jules July 19, 2004

Benna

A girl, usually short, who's insanely hyper ande has big blues eyes. Her "target", AKA, tush, is usually being stalked by many a males.

" Look, it's Benna! I wish those guys would get off her target."

by Jules January 04, 2004

Tv Ugly

Gritty. Ugly that's suitable for television.

I wanted Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island" ugly, not Cornelius on "Planet of the Apes" ugly. TV ugly, not ... ugly-ugly.

by Jules February 25, 2005

STP

Standard Temperature and Pressure

A chemical standard usually used for reporting the properties of compounds/molecules.

Generally written in one of the following ways:
0°C or 273.15°K
and
760 mm Hg or 1 atm

Mercury is a liquid at STP because of it's valence electron organization.

by Jules March 19, 2004

Moobage

an abundance of male boobs

Look at the moobage on that guy!

by Jules March 23, 2005

IBIWISI

acronym:

I'll believe it when i see it.

Microsoft fixed all the security holes... IBIWISI.

by jules December 18, 2004