jules's definitions

flak

Hot, tall drink of water of Australian origin. Has a decided preference for brunettes. Follows directions moderately well.

Flak is sooo sexy. Where's my bottle of brown hair dye?

by Jules March 25, 2005

V-Mail

Short for Voice Mail. Kinda like E-Mail, but with voice....

Hey, I left you a V-Mail yesterday, why the hell didn't you call me back!

by Jules June 10, 2004

Shit on a Stick

Shit on a stick, being a talking point. Why would shit be on a stick. If you feel like shit on a stick, you feel like people are talking about you... "how did shit get there, why is it there, thats gross etc etc"

"I was at this yuppie party, god i felt like shit on a stick."

by Jules December 8, 2004

converse

Noun: Shoes that used to be an expression of individuality, but are now an overused fad.

Valley Girl: Oh my God! Like, where did you get your new converses? I have to get a pair!

by jules May 13, 2005

blowfish

when you have had a copious amount of sex and your bits get sore, puffy and smell of fish.

We were at it all night and now I have a serious case of blowfish.

by Jules July 19, 2004

Tv Ugly

Gritty. Ugly that's suitable for television.

I wanted Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island" ugly, not Cornelius on "Planet of the Apes" ugly. TV ugly, not ... ugly-ugly.

by Jules February 25, 2005

Harrangutan

gobby mouthing off, often caused by alcoholic certainties

Mandy had a right old go at Nigel for something trivial. She is such a harrangutan

by jules January 18, 2004