juan's definitions

korndawg

A term for a penis that has been placed into an unclean rectum and withdrawn, leaving it covered in feces and perhaps even some corn. It is then offered to the partner as a tasty snack.

Damn, that is tight baby. How about a korndawg?

by Juan June 18, 2006

Head Royce

A school where for 22,000 a year you can lose sight of everything truly important in life and be taught that 1) money is everything 2) you are better than everyone else ever. EVER. 3) you have to kill to get ahead. It's a guarantee you will make bundles of money someday but have the same amount of fun as a survivor from Auchwitz.

You're cute...Oh wait, you go to Head-Royce, nevermind.

by Juan April 8, 2005

civic

Car driven by 99% of all Asians.

Watch out for that Honda Civic; an Asian is probably driving it.

by Juan April 14, 2005

cycle

When one takes a single shot of liquor (70-100 proof), then a double, then a triple, then a quadrouple (or "home run") in any order, in the same sitting.

Only one man has ever successfully hit for the cycle twice in one day, rather one night, in Amherst.

by Juan April 25, 2005

Dfux

What the fuck? The fuck? The fuq?

Made famous during the 90's AOL chat rooms with the script kiddies.

Dfux is she wearing?

by juan March 18, 2015

cock nocker

someone that knocks on cocks

your mom is a cock nocker... she knocks on my cock

by JUAN October 19, 2003

candy

cigarettes

none

by JUAN October 19, 2003