juan's definitions

ghettocore

when something is in fact ghetto to its core

Patman's boots were fucking ghettocore, then I tripped and almost fell.

by Juan November 11, 2004

bomb

southern cali term for tweak

I seen some tweakers getting bombed out in the hood.

by juan December 7, 2003

Nads

1. Testicles
2. Rhode Island School of Design Hockey Team

Look at those Nads
Go Nads! Go Nads!

by Juan October 12, 2004

Eunuch jelly man

:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man

by Juan April 3, 2004

Stoop Mongrel

Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.

"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."

by Juan February 17, 2005

nu

You are a newbie. You are new!

u r nu. "you are nu"

by juan October 25, 2004

readeface

someone who can't open their eyes when they smile

Man, Reade always has to close his eyes when he laughs...we should call him a readeface.

by Juan February 4, 2004