juan's definitions

bortardation

A state of mind one slips into after being bored for so long that you begin to act retarded to amuse yourself.

Your Momma drinks goat milk!...ahem, excuse me, I'm suffering from bortardation.

by Juan February 26, 2003

CORT

A really attractive guy. A guy who get's more girls than seemingly possible by his looks.

That guy is soooo Cort.

by juan December 16, 2003

ghettocore

when something is in fact ghetto to its core

Patman's boots were fucking ghettocore, then I tripped and almost fell.

by Juan November 11, 2004

Maricon

faggot in spanish

Tony Montana: " You Fucking Maricons"

by Juan December 28, 2003

Rifkin

Bodyhair located beneath the balls and before the ass crack.

"Dude, I was trimming my rifkin and accidentally cut my sac."

by Juan February 17, 2005

tamad

lazy

ako ay tamad. i am lazy

by juan July 15, 2003

blood clott

meaning "fuck" in Jamaican slang.

Yo rasta, what the "blood clott".

by Juan May 9, 2004