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Head Royce

A school where for 22,000 a year you can lose sight of everything truly important in life and be taught that 1) money is everything 2) you are better than everyone else ever. EVER. 3) you have to kill to get ahead. It's a guarantee you will make bundles of money someday but have the same amount of fun as a survivor from Auchwitz.
You're cute...Oh wait, you go to Head-Royce, nevermind.
by Juan April 8, 2005
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candy

by JUAN October 19, 2003
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Stoop Mongrel

Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.
"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."
by Juan February 17, 2005
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Eunuch jelly man

:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.
1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man
by Juan April 3, 2004
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korndawg

A term for a penis that has been placed into an unclean rectum and withdrawn, leaving it covered in feces and perhaps even some corn. It is then offered to the partner as a tasty snack.
Damn, that is tight baby. How about a korndawg?
by Juan June 18, 2006
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Steal

Urban slang to describe a punch or slap to the face.
"If that boy gets up in my face again I'm gonna steal him."
by Juan February 17, 2005
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cycle

When one takes a single shot of liquor (70-100 proof), then a double, then a triple, then a quadrouple (or "home run") in any order, in the same sitting.
Only one man has ever successfully hit for the cycle twice in one day, rather one night, in Amherst.
by Juan April 25, 2005
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