juan's definitions

Rifkin

Bodyhair located beneath the balls and before the ass crack.

"Dude, I was trimming my rifkin and accidentally cut my sac."

by Juan February 17, 2005

tamad

lazy

ako ay tamad. i am lazy

by juan July 15, 2003

candy

cigarettes

none

by JUAN October 19, 2003

Eunuch jelly man

:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man

by Juan April 3, 2004

Stoop Mongrel

Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.

"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."

by Juan February 17, 2005

slug

One of the best emcees out right now.

Overcast! owns all of you.

by Juan August 29, 2003

bortardation

A state of mind one slips into after being bored for so long that you begin to act retarded to amuse yourself.

Your Momma drinks goat milk!...ahem, excuse me, I'm suffering from bortardation.

by Juan February 26, 2003