juan's definitions

Maricon

faggot in spanish

Tony Montana: " You Fucking Maricons"

by Juan December 28, 2003

CORT

A really attractive guy. A guy who get's more girls than seemingly possible by his looks.

That guy is soooo Cort.

by juan December 16, 2003

bortardation

A state of mind one slips into after being bored for so long that you begin to act retarded to amuse yourself.

Your Momma drinks goat milk!...ahem, excuse me, I'm suffering from bortardation.

by Juan February 26, 2003

music theory

1. The study of musical structure and aesthetics, concerning chord structures, musical intervals, rythms, meters, scales, etc.

2. Something that the majority of modern music artists lack knowlege of

Most recording artists seem to think that fashionable clothes and expensive studio recordings, rather than solid music theory, can make their music good.

by Juan September 28, 2003

150cc

An obnoxious attention-whore mod on an internet forum. May or may not repeat the same jokes over and over and over again.

150cc can suck a cheetah's hiney, I think he was behind the plot to ban Juan.

by Juan November 14, 2003

slug

One of the best emcees out right now.

Overcast! owns all of you.

by Juan August 29, 2003

Rifkin

Bodyhair located beneath the balls and before the ass crack.

"Dude, I was trimming my rifkin and accidentally cut my sac."

by Juan February 17, 2005