juan's definitions

cycle

When one takes a single shot of liquor (70-100 proof), then a double, then a triple, then a quadrouple (or "home run") in any order, in the same sitting.

Only one man has ever successfully hit for the cycle twice in one day, rather one night, in Amherst.

by Juan April 25, 2005

jura

Police

Ey vato, look out for la jura up the street.

by Juan August 27, 2003

Golba

The act of slaying thyne's brother with a tool shed

Did u watch RAW HHH Golba the shit out of Benoit

by Juan April 3, 2004

CORT

A really attractive guy. A guy who get's more girls than seemingly possible by his looks.

That guy is soooo Cort.

by juan December 16, 2003

bortardation

A state of mind one slips into after being bored for so long that you begin to act retarded to amuse yourself.

Your Momma drinks goat milk!...ahem, excuse me, I'm suffering from bortardation.

by Juan February 26, 2003

Maricon

faggot in spanish

Tony Montana: " You Fucking Maricons"

by Juan December 28, 2003

Rifkin

Bodyhair located beneath the balls and before the ass crack.

"Dude, I was trimming my rifkin and accidentally cut my sac."

by Juan February 17, 2005