eat me

A phrase made famous by the 1970's movie Animal House.
The Delta House members converted a 1960's Lincoln in to
a parade float shaped like a cake with the words "Eat Me"
written like frosting across the front.
A phrase often found on etch a sketchs in toy stores.
A greater insult than bite me.
by jsd9632 April 22, 2012
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pound sand up your ass

A common expression in the Army during the 70's & 80's.
A phrase used by equals to tell each other off, used by superiors to shut up subordinates.
A method of dismissing a stupid person.
The only possible use when you find yourself with a stick,
a funnel, some lube and a bag of sand.
A polite way to say fuck off.
Worker: "Hey boss, why don't we shut this job done and call
it a day, I'm tired."
Boss: " How can you be tired? You haven't done a damn thing all day. Maybe you should stay home tomorrow and pound sand up your ass!"
by jsd9632 January 07, 2012
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weinered

To recieve an unrequested photo of a man's genitals
on your electronic messaging device.
"Oh gross!!! That guy I met at speed dating last night just weinered me!
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Storage Wars

A TV show on the A&E network about auctions at storage facilities.
It features the same bidders every week attempting to interject drama into each others lives.
Thery find some interestings things in the storage lockers that they take to experts to learn the history and value.
There are only 2 characters on this show worth watching Barry Weiss and Brandi Passante. Barry is very funny and Brandi is totally hot!
Brandi runs a second hand store called Now & Then with her husband Jarrod Schulz who is a total retard douchebag.
Barry drives a different car every week and usually buys the cheap lockers nobody wants.
I like to watch storage wars to see the unusual items they find in storage lockers.
by jsd9632 February 05, 2012
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gay boy

A pre-adult homosexual male.
A high school age male cock sucker.
A teen-aged male cum dumpster.
A skinny jeans mascara wearing emo freak.
An under aged queer.
Justin Bieber.
by jsd9632 January 10, 2012
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fuck me to tears

A declaration of a desire to have painful sex.
What sensitive people request when they wish to fall asleep crying into their pillow.
An utterance of dismay.
A cry for help.
A vulgar version of have sex with me till I cry.
I showed Sally my dick, she exclaimed fuck me to tears!
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ass mugger

A thief who forcibly takes liberties with your behind.
See butt bandit.
"I was walking down the street minding my own business when
this ass mugger got me."
by jsd9632 January 19, 2012
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