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butt bandit

A closet homosexual male who had sex with females but will attempt to slip into her rectum pretending not to know he has done it.
An openly homosexual male who is always in search of an available butthole.
A pervert who loves the feel, taste and smell of a butthole.
A predator who rapes anally.
Ass fucker.
"Watch your asses boys, the butt bandit is back in town.
by jsd9632 February 1, 2012
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fuck me to tears

A declaration of a desire to have painful sex.
What sensitive people request when they wish to fall asleep crying into their pillow.
An utterance of dismay.
A cry for help.
A vulgar version of have sex with me till I cry.
I showed Sally my dick, she exclaimed fuck me to tears!
by jsd9632 February 4, 2012
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Joanna'd

From the Home & Garden TV show Fixer Upper starring Chip & Joanna Gaines.

Chip remodels homes and Joanna furnishes & decorates them. Joanna has a tendency
to want to fill every square inch of the house with furniture, antiques, nic nacs, found

objects & junk. To Joanna'd something is to overdo, overstuff, overfill, overfurnish or
overstage a space. She famously had a crew member drive large screws into a freshly
painted wall so she could hang a rusty bicycle. When the homeowner saw it she looked

like she was going to have a stroke.
The house was so Joanna'd up the homeowner took one look and vomited.
by jsd9632 November 20, 2021
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right the fuck off

To go from zero to ballistic in nothing flat.
To be totally calm to completely honked in the blink of an eye.
To become unhinged at the speed of sound.
To become annoyed instantaneously.
"I was sitting at my desk minding my own business when Marsha came in and pissed me right the fuck off!"
by jsd9632 February 6, 2012
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Bree Olson

A porn actress born Rachel Oberlin on 7 October 1986 from Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Until recently she lived a very slutty personal life, tweeting a hotel address and inviting strangers to stand in line to have sex with her.

At last years Berlin Sex Fest she was inserting objects into her vagina while laying on a turn table then throwing the objects into the audience.
She has since left Fort Wayne and moved to LA with her boyfriend and has claimed to no longer make porn films.
I am broken hearted over Bree Olson, I so wanted to have sex with her. I will miss that slut.
by jsd9632 January 20, 2012
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ram it

An expression used to define the level of force needed to complete a violent action.
Often accompanied by the phrase in your ass.
Often seen as a bumper sticker on Dodge trucks.
by jsd9632 February 6, 2012
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ghetto laundry bag

A black plastic garbage bag that welfare queens use to
transport their dirty laundry in a stolen shopping cart to
the laundromat.
Also can double as luggage when traveling by Greyhound.
"Tyrone! Gets me another ghetto laundry bag! This ones about
to bust!"
by jsd9632 January 8, 2012
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